Top 10 White People Tweets (April 12, 2020)

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  • 01
    Text - maia @mxmtoon this did not age well. maia O @mxmtoon · 05 Feb need the entire month of March off and quite possibly also April, for personal reasons unrelated to animal crossing new horizons 6:36 am · 10 Apr 20 · Twitter Web App 18.6K Retweets 168K Likes
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  • 02
    Text - Liz Hall @lizhall349 Yesterday I went jogging and 2 different people stopped what they were doing to cheer me on. That is how hard I make jogging look.
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  • 03
    Text - rob delaney @robdelaney Guy at supermarket said he subscribes to my wife's "Only Fans"? Assuming it's something for selling her quilts? I'll ask her when she's done with her Zoom karate class
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  • 04
    Text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt T used to dream about a world with no sports so my exes would pay more attention to me and now there are no sports but I also don't have a boyfriend so you win some you lose some
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  • 05
    Text - John Epler @eplerjc You, a foolish rube: There's going to be a baby boom in 9 months. Me, wise, having a 4 year old who is currently at home indefinitely: There's going to be a vasectomy boom in 8 weeks. 6:28 PM 16 Mar 20 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 06
    Text - Professor Snape @_Snape_ Great. Another Weasley. Mirror Breaking News O @Mirror... 17h BREAKING Harry Potter's Rupert Grint announces girlfriend is pregnant with first child mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-... 10:11 PM · 4/10/20 · Twitter Web App 87.2K Retweets 338K Likes
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  • 07
    Text - Dana Berger - Actress @DanaMeryIBerger I guess now we're all living in those old paintings of people lying around on couches doing nothing with their boobs out 11:53 AM - 4/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 08
    Text - Nicki @Adolphine_ Personally, bad English is such a turn off for me S' @_Adunnss You don't need to put "for me" after writing "personally"
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  • 09
    Text - Jess Dweck @TheDweck 2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we're all like "I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots"
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  • 10
    Text - Joe Dator @JoeDator I can get a double cheeseburger so why can't I get a double hotdog? I have developed a design for an extra wide bun that can accommodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to bread ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.
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