18 Corny Dad Memes And Jokes

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  • 01
    Boxing - I would help but.. ap
  • 02
    Text - 8:03 59° LTE+ 99% WHERE DO ASTRONAUTS HANG OUT? QD
  • 03
    Text - Dad: *Has heartattack* Dad: Call me an ambulance. Son: Uh...you're an ambulance... Dad:
  • 04
    Branch - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND
  • 05
    Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 me: what makes you angry pirate: when someone steals my p 1:41 PM 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 394 Retweets 2,354 Likes
  • 06
    Dog - Cop pulls me over says you sober man? I said no I'm a Doberman
  • 07
    Facial expression - I hated the belt I made of watches why? it was a waist of time
  • 08
    Drink - I poured root beer into a squared glass Now I just have beer.
  • 09
    Text - magnet @arcadeseals me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are? me: [screams] therapist: oh i see me: [screaming intensifies] <>
  • 10
    Sky - DRAW BRIDGE AHEAD
  • 11
    Plant - You wanna' box for those, sir? U don't want these hands, bro
  • 12
    Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody @PunHubOnline Pun hub
  • 13
    Text - Manager: "Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?" Me: "I bring a lot to the table."
  • 14
    Chessboard - When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
  • 15
    Fictional character - My master, do you know how Mace died? He went out the Windu
  • 16
    Wood - A man tried to sell me a casket today I told him that's the last thing I need imglp.com
  • 17
    Facial expression - How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water
  • 18
    Adaptation - Dads waiting for the days when they can be 4 hours early to flights again... @classicdadmoves

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