These Texts Imagine A World Where Literature's Great Romantics Had iPhones

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Ada Elder
Apr 20, 2020 7:00 PM EDT

With nearly everyone in lockdown due to the pandemic, a lot more people seem to be dusting off the books from their shelves and getting their read on. That's all well and good, but we prefer to get our reading done in a more meme-centric way. These text tidbits from SparkNotes manage to combine literature and memes in a way that can satisfy our need for memes as well as the more cultured readers.  The texts basically take literature's great lover-boys and imagine how they'd behave with an iPhone. The results are pretty priceless. 

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  • 01
    Text - o00 Verizon ? 4:06 PM 60% Jay Gatsby iMessage Today 4:05 PM Daisy I love you I'm married Delivered Well that sounds like a you problem <> iMessage
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    Text - ooo Verizon ? 8:42 PM 27% Romeo iMessage Today 8:41 PM Juliet do you want to go out with me? Our families kind of hate each other So that's a no? Well It's a maybe Delivered <. iMessage
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    Text - ooo Verizon ? 5:54 PM * 43% Mr. Rochester iMessage Today 5:53 PM Jane I love you Also my crazy wife lives in the attic and she might try to kill you Um Delivered Just, like, full disclosure <> iMessage
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    Text - 00000 Verizon ? 10:14 AM 64% Marius Pontmercy iMessage Today 10:10 AM Hey Cosette what's up? My dad and I are moving to England. :( What? Don't ask. It's a whole thing. But I love you! You should come with us! What? No. I can't do that. No way. Cosette. Have you met me? Guess l'll go die on a barricade now. That's literally the only thing I can think to do. Marius. Delivered BARRICADE. <> iMessage
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    Text - o0o Verizon ? 3:41 PM 65% Mr. Darcy iMessage Today 3:40 PM You're okay-looking, but nothing special. Also your family is really embarrassing. But I like you in spite of your glaring personality flaws. Will you marry me? Delivered Tell me where I went wrong. <> iMessage
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    Text - 0000 Verizon ? 4:04 PM 60% Odysseus iMessage Today 4:00 PM Penelope! I'm alive! l'm coming home! Oh thank goodness! I've missed you. I spent the last twenty years refusing to take another husband because I always knew you'd return to me. I cheated on you with multiple goddesses. What? Delivered I mean I missed you too. Autocorrect. <> iMessage
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    Text - 00000 Verizon ? 8:32 PM * 28% Hamlet (i iMessage Today 8:30 PM Hey Ophelia l'd like to O-feel-ya Hamlet a Delivered Never mind I've decided I hate women now <> iMessage
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    Text - 00000 Verizon ? 2:33 PM 75% Severus Snape (i) iMessage Today 2:31 PM Lily, I know I should've told you this a long time ago, but... I love you Sorry I called you a Mudblood, I promise from now on l'll only do that to other people And if given the choice l'd definitely sacrifice your husband and infant son if it meant we could maybe be together Are you in love with me yet? <> iMessage
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    Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:52 PM 68% Werther (i iMessage Today 9:49 PM What're you doing? Taking care of my siblings What would you be doing if I was there? Probably still taking care of my siblings My parents are dead Aw that sucks Yeah Delivered I wish I could be there to cuddle with you :( iMessage
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    Text - 00 ? po00 Verizon 9:54 AM * 68% Don Juan i) iMessage Today 9:53 AM Hey Don Juan I like you ;) But you're married So? Delivered Good point <> iMessage
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    Text - 00000 Verizon ? 9:47 AM 68% Heathcliff iMessage Today 9:42 AM Be mine Or else Or else what G Or else l'll wait for both of our respective spouses to die and then I'll force our kids to marry each other as part of my decades- long revenge plot to gain control of Thrushcross Grange Heathcliff what the hell Delivered <> iMessage
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