Women Reveal The Weirdest And Creepiest Things Men Have Done To Impress Them

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Apr 28, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

Romance is an art. You might think you're doing something that will impress the object of your desire, but in fact, you're just being creepy. The women of Reddit have come forward to share the creepiest and weirdest things guys have done to impress them and there are some real gems. We've compiled the best ones for you below. 

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  • 01
    Text - Tullstein 163 points 7 hours ago He walked 10 miles with no shoes on to tell me that he had a dream where God told him we were meant to be together. I thought he left, but he thought it was best to hide behind my car until I got off work so he could keep trying to convince me we were soul mates.
    via u/Tullstein
  • 02
    Text - SKsez 92 points - 7 hours ago Basically pre-stalked me. Not like he was hanging out in my bushes, but he found out things about me and used them as conversation starters. We'd never talked about these things before, and they weren't big secrets or anything-just weird things like where my dad worked, what kind of car I drove, where I went to high school--but it's weird when you're asked by a near stranger something like "So why didn't you play lacrosse in high school?"
    via u/SKsez
  • 03
    Text - nidhijo 21 points · 6 hours ago Once a guy cut his arm and engraved the first letter of my name
    via u/nidhijo
  • 04
    Text - MadHatter713 33 points · 6 hours ago Internet stalked me. Not just finding my current social media accounts but also finding old accounts for online games, as well as several alternate social media's I use that can't be connected to me in anyway.. He also managed to get ahold of all my contact info and sent me a text that said something along the lines of: 'You told me that you would consider meeting up if I impressed you. I'll see you at the pub near your house at 7.' Safe to say he was
    via u/MadHatter713
  • 05
    Text - big_tracy 18 points · 8 hours ago He pulled down his pants enough to show me the long length of his pubic hair. I was not impressed.
    via u/big_tracy
  • 06
    Text - iaparis 7 points · 4 hours ago I dated an impulsive liar who told me his dog was in a dog food commercial. We were in junior high and he thought this was a huge flex. When I brought it up in front of his mom he aggressively shushed me and later in private said "she doesnt like people knowing about it"
    via u/iaparis
  • 07
    Text - RipleyRiot 5 points · 5 hours ago Matched with him on tinder, had "likes drawing" on my bio, so he thought it'd be a good idea to being to our first date a poster sized charcoal drawing of my face he did off of a photo on my Instagram (which he found without me giving it to him btw) The drawing was amazing but... Dude..
    via u/RipleyRiot
  • 08
    Text - nsci2ece 2 points · 4 hours ago One of my female friends told me that someone she "met" on an online dating app figured out where she worked through social media (this was before LinkedIn and she didn't make her workplace public on FB so it was definitely creepy), and sent chocolates and flowers to her workplace.
    via u/nsci2ece
  • 09
    Text - egflynn 122 points · 6 hours ago Let himself into my dorm and used our female-only lab to shave half his body. When someone called the cops, said I had given him a key to my room and permission to be there. I got a restraining order. He then put himself up on a homemade cross in the quad at Easter, with a sign over his head saying he was sacrificing himself for our love. I had to change campuses.
    via u/egflynn
  • 10
    Text - DeadBirdDeadRoad 1 point 4 hours ago He thought I would be thoroughly impressed with his mattress in an abandoned house in the woods idea. I really wasn't though.
    via u/DeadBirdDeadRoad
  • 11
    Text - Pole_Smoker_Tyrone 1 point · 2 hours ago Took me shopping with his dead mother's credit card.
    via u/Pole_Smoker_Tyrone
  • 12
    Text - bellevel Score hidden · 46 minutes ago I was living in military barracks. They were switching out our furniture so I left my room to get out of the way. On my way out I almost bumped into this guy, said sorry and moved on. Well I guess he was in charge of watching the contractors so he had a master key. Came home to a hand written note on a piece of paper from my journal on my bed.
    via u/bellevel
  • 13
    Text - Queen-of-meme Score hidden · 13 minutes ago I don't know if it was meant to impress me or scare me but he sent letters with creepy vibe texts like a psychopath to my moms house and said he will move closer to me. (He was a former classmate)
    via u/Queen-of-meme

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