George Washington Memes That Depict The First President As An Absent Father

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Meeeeesh
May 17, 2020 12:00 PM EDT

Here's an interesting bit of historical trivia: George Washington helped raise step-children from wife Martha Washington's previous marriage, but the two never had biological children since George was likely left sterile after a bout of smallpox. Of course, we're pretty sure George was incredibly sad about this too, but these memes paint him as absent and Martha as baby-crazy. Despite their historical inaccuracy, we found them hilarious, and we're pretty sure you will too. 

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    Stock photography - roses are red violets are children dammit martha
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    People - i got u a wedding present martha tofor is it children dammit no martha
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    People - martha, that child thing touched my hands be nice do u not know what germs are martha
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    Canidae - so i adopted this lafayette kid aw yiss calm down martha
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    Poster - u have some visitors better not be those damn ghost children again dammit martha *o0000000000*
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    Fashion - do u need anything from the store moar children no martha
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    Art - hey there kiddo martha put the net down
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    Art - don't let martha get fireworks or children
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    People - martha what u let the ghost children back in didn't you
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    Photo caption - I see you adopted another random kid we need 12 more Martha, no
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    Art - get this child thing off of me
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    Text - HEY i told u kids to stay in ur roomS go back thru that wall now marthaaaaaaaaaaa the children are floating again
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    Sitting - did you take the kids to soccer practice we fired cannons in the backyard u had one job george
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    History - she's adopting more behind my back isn't she martha stop
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    Soldier - I'm the Father of ur Country and ur children
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    Horse - do u like our halloween decorations those are our children george scared the hell out of me
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    Stage - i'm dying *o000odo000* golly geez stop imitating the children george cut some eyeholes in this sheet martha
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    People - don't trick or treat near my house why not martha has child radar yref
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    Photograph - the census bureau has lost count of ur children FOR FRICKIN FUDGE SAKE MARTHA
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    Tree - congratulations the entire orphanage was adopted yesterday marthaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Sitting - i'm gonna read this family the best goshdamn story you ever heard not the one about the british spoilers martha
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    Art - trick or treaters at the door martha let the ghost children answer it Scare the hell out of them no george free candy martha
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    Text - ghost children ate ur cake there's icing on ur mouth george banish the ghost children martha
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    Dog - one day all this will be yours hat? no that's mine dammit
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    Art - get this child thing off of me
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    Painting - this child sure makes a good arm rest
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    Art - *0000 OoooOoo srsly martha lock the damn doors
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