Mistakes People Made When They Confused Things They Were Holding In Their Hands

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satirequeen
May 19, 2020 2:30 PM EDT

Sometimes our brains glitch and we do some weird sh*t. Whether it's walking into a room and totally forgetting why, or mixing up our words by mistake, life is full of strangely embarrassing moments like these. Another classic is holding two things in separate hands and confusing them, leading us to some "doh" things. A Reddit thread asking people for the things they did in this exact situation has produced some hilarious results. Admit it, you've been there too... 

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  • 01
    Text - fairyfeller 4.4k points 1 day ago Put a wad of tissues in the laundry basket and threw my socks into the toilet.
    via u/fairyfeller
  • 02
    Text - shakes616 2.9k points · 1 day ago Licked the lid of my yoghurt, then threw the full yoghurt pot in the bin with the spoon inside.
    via u/shakes616
  • 03
    Text - jupiternoodle 6.5k points · 23 hours ago I went to go and put a scoop of catfood in the washing machine drawer once.
    via u/jupiternoodle
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    Text - obernewtyn16 17.7k points 23 hours ago Stuck a dog treat in my mouth and gave my dog my popsicle. She was thrilled.
    via u/obernewtyn16
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    Text - Nomadic_Photography 5.3k points · 1 day ago Was drinking a hot cup of coffee on the back porch while throwing a ball for my dog...To be fair it was like 4am and the pup wasn't hurt, but my favorite mug got rearranged and the tree got some dirty bean water..
    via u/Nomadic_Photography
  • 06
    Text - dwest313 25.0k points · 1 day ago Phone in one hand, open Pepsi bottle in the other. Threw the wrong one on my bed.
    via u/dwest313
  • 07
    Text - garlicbreaddick2 22.3k points · 1 day ago I was writing while drinking coke. I ended up stabbing myself in the face with a pencil
    via u/garlicbreaddick2
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    Text - FireWolf anna 23.7k points · 23 hours ago 2 When i was 10, I was watching TV and had the remote in one hand and a cup of hot tea in the other. My dad came in and asked for the remote, instead of tossing him the remote I threw my cup of tea and it when all over him. The next morning his chest and legs were red.
    via u/FireWolf_anna
  • 09
    Text - StylishSuidae 15.2k points · 1 day ago S A couple minutes ago I unwrapped a stick of gum, stuck the wrapper in my mouth, and threw the gum in the trash.
    via u/StylishSuidae
  • 10
    Text - lowandslowinRR 4.4k points · 23 hours ago Tried to put an M&M in my ear and my Galaxy Bud in my mouth.
    via u/lowandslowinRR
  • 11
    Text - BanjoBroseph 9.9k points · 1 day ago I cracked an egg, poured out the egg into the trash and put the shell into a bowl.
    via u/BanjoBroseph
  • 12
    Text - ScoutManDan 6.9k points · 1 day ago Drank paint water and whilst washing my brush in my cup of tea. Two simultaneous fi.kups.
    via u/ScoutManDan
  • 13
    Text - Lucidpotato666 10.0k points · 1 day ago · edited 20 hours ago Threw away five bucks, tried to pay at cash register with candy rappers
    via u/Lucidpotato666
  • 14
    Text - DevilWitcher128 2.0k points · 1 day ago 2 Threw my keys into the recycle bin and attempted to start my truck with a crushed Monster can.
    via u/DevilWitcher128
  • 15
    Text - FeedMeFish 1.4k points · 1 day ago Funny enough, I threw my phone in the trash just this morning and realized only after dumping the trash into my clothes bin.
    via u/FeedMeFish

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