If there was ever a competition held for the "weirdest and most disturbing swimsuits ever created", we're pretty sure these would win, hands down. We don't really know what to make of these monstrosities, but we do know that even the beautiful women wearing them can't salvage them. For the love of God, let the men keep the hairy chests, as nature intended.
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