Top 10 White People Tweets (June 22, 2020)

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Jun 23, 2020 9:38 AM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - The Dad O @thedad THE DAD We have cooking shows with kids cooking but not with kids judging. I would love to watch a kid tell an iron chef that his duck confit is "yucky" and "smells like a barf bucket" then demand a hot dog
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  • 02
    Text - james @donttouchjames i set up a sim to have my exact life and he spends all of his time crying 5:33 am 22/6/20 · Twitter Web App 393 Retweets 2,206 Likes james @donttouchjames · 7h Replying to @donttouchjames the other sims keep trying to help him and he's like no i'm good O 117
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  • 03
    Text - ROBIN: the batmobile won't start BATMAN: check the battery ROBIN: what's a tery 12:03 PM Jan 6, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 04
    Text - ThatAvocato O @ThatLibrary If watermelon exists, why doesn't earthmelon, firemelon or airmelon? They are the elemelons 4:09 AM - 19 Jun 20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 05
    Text - joe @xjoeortiz hate when i go out in public and the public be there reddit
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  • 06
    Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 Me: Time to go, my child 3: May I play for 5 more minutes, father? Me: I will allow this 3: But father, understand, in five minutes I will be compelled to throw an epic tantrum as if you had egregiously violated our terms of agreement Me: Do what you must, my child 1:58 PM Jun 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 39 Retweets 169 Likes
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  • 07
    Text - Cat "Herine" Graffam O @catgraffam My partner did not know tunas were really big and I asked why he thought they were small and he said "they come in such little cans" 11:53 PM · 19Jun 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 08
    Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer While watching a movie with a boyfriend's family I fell asleep. In the silence of the film I passed gas so loudly it woke me up- everyone heard it. That young man claimed the fart as his own- that's when I knew he loved me. I married him. Today we celebrate 15 years together.
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  • 09
    Text - luca @lucamccann01 coke from a can and coke from a bottle are two different drinks, don't chat me
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  • 10
    Text - phil @PhilJamesson the hot water takes a little longer to come out cause they have to slice up the jalapenos and put them in the pipes 10:18 AM Aug 20, 2018 - Twitter for Android 3.9K Retweets 17.5K Likes
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