Twitter Users Bond Over The Heartless Entitlement Of Patio Diners

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    Text - helena @freshhel Anyone who has worked at a restaurant with outdoor seating already knew tht patio people do not care if u live or die 10:30 PM · 6/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - n@ @natfoundland Replying to @freshhel Hell is patio people snapping their fingers at you for a refill of their water while the glass is still full 12:35 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Mallinson @KyleMallinson Replying to @freshhel and @fannychoir A customer once held a knife to my neck because he didn't have his pie yet. I went back into the kitchen, last the kitchen telling me to wait longer, and told my manager. She laughed and said he's just like that, and sent me back out to him. 11:10 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - a bad idea, like top chef risotto @xLaboure Replying to @freshhel and @hooleil HUGE sign: "Please See Host for Seating" Patio people: *sit* Patio people, three minutes later: EXCUSE ME no one has served us yet 3:32 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - lemon labradorite @mamandelulu Replying to @xLaboure @freshhel and @hooleil Classic. Also: "it's really sunny at this table, you don't have another spot?" Me: *looking at the same damn packed patio they are* ... no...I mean, yes... inside. This is the outside, ma'am, the sun is just... out here and stuff. 10:39 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - ELLEN ROSEMARIE @ell.. · 3d Replying to @freshhel or when a customer was sitting very far away from his table and I accidentally got a bit of sauce on his arm trying to maneuver around him and he made me clean it off his arm myself O 14 278 796 out soon as I fix the flux capaci... · 3d Yikes. Ever have someone take a drink off your cocktail tray while you were serving others their drink? A woman once did and a glass of wine tipped over onto another woman who blamed me and wanted me to pay
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    Text - kendall roy pepsi commercial @duddersj Replying to @freshhel restaurants can try spacing out all their tables and chairs but it won't stop patio ppl from picking up, combining, and rearranging furniture like they're playing the sims 1:56 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - jess @rabbit_wife Replying to @duddersj and @freshhel A guy literally took a table and benches that were STACKED around the corner of the building (bc we had to get rid of tables for social distancing) and just set up a little area for himself and his family. Best part is the patio wasn't even full. 11:52 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Quietly Over It @lizscher Replying to @freshhel One time it started to downpour and everyone from the patio had to move inside except for two guys who insisted on staying. They were a bit disappointed that their waitress, in a white shirt, refused to bring them their food, and instead I brought it out in my black shirt 11:08 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - AB @Annaboo1018 Replying to @freshhel Family of six ordered several appetizers their own entrees a few got drinks the tab was probably ~$200. They tipped us $7 and left a dirty diaper on the table. 12:32 PM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - princess vegeta and antifa lock... · 3d v Replying to @freshhel and @clintoris used to have people sit outside and complain there was a bug 27 26 ♡ 2,611 Lindsey (A las Barricadas) @iW... · 3d v Literally saw a bad Yelp review because they sat outside and there was a bee. 27 18 1,572
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    Text - Brody @DudeManSir Replying to @freshhel "hey it's starting to rain would you like to move inside?" "oh no we are fine under these umbrellas" "oh haha OK" *completely soaked* 10:38 PM · 6/19/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Typical Me @ray_frazier · 3d Replying to @freshhel Edit: Anyone who has worked in customer service already knew that people do not care if u live or die. The only reason they'd care is if your death inconvenienced them in any way. 2 27 12 207 Enyou @Enyou · 2d Imagine if you died before bringing over the drinks they ordered with you. They'd 100% ask to speak to the manager. Say your death ruined the mood for them. ♡ 120
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    Text - Gabe Del Signore @gabedel Replying to @freshhel "Why the hell isn't the patio open?!" Sir there are six inches of snow on the ground. 8:26 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 1,358 Likes Gabe Del Signore @gabedel · 3d Replying to @gabedel and @freshhel "Ummm there are birds flying around out here..." Yes. "Outside" is where birds live. 4 27 27 1,951 helena @freshhel · 3d loool not the birds 62
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    Text - jules | BLM @trashbebe Replying to @freshhel *so windy that tables are being knocked over* "so you're really not even gonna allow me to sit outside 2:59 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - elizabeth mancini @ManciniCT Replying to @freshhel and @laurenthehough 100 degrees out and 90% humidity, two white women: can we sit outside? 5:55 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone 11 Retweets 353 Likes Joshua O'Hair @joshohair · 3d Replying to @ManciniCT @freshhel and @laurenthehough 10 minutes later, "it's too hot out here, can you mOve us inside?" 274 280
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    Text - Patrick @lunch_enjoyer · 3d Replying to @freshhel (sitting directly behind the bus tub that has a note on it that says "please put your dirty dishes here" in size 98 font) Can you take this for me? Thanks. 2 2714 968 good zack @fjak · 3d (me, angel of chaos, won't go to a sit down restaurant until 2023, carrying my dishes, wandering into the kitchen of extremely fancy bistro that someone else's parents took me to where waiters are always holding a cloth on their arm) i'm really sorry i co
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    Text - Decency Jerk @bananareasons Replying to @freshhel Hard Rock Cafe in Lahaina, Maui. Temperature mid to high 90s. Outdoor seating was over black concrete. Black painted tables. Umbrellas don't cover servers. Uniform was black jeans, thick black collared shirt, thick apron. The sweating was serious. Employees would pass out. 6:17 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Flat Space Denier @extrmlyoffline · 3d Replying to @freshhel next level is patio people that come in on Sunday after church 04 2712 O 477 Val Pen Pal @ValPenPal1 · 3d *boss music starts playing* 200
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    Text - Rachel Davies @rachelcomplains Replying to @freshhel and @ivadixit Hahahahha hahahahahahahah thinking abt regular customers at an old job that would come fetch me to adjust the awning by like an inch for them 11:10 PM · 6/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Chelsea H @_ChelseaHO8 Replying to @freshhel Worked at a spot with a 100-seat patio and every single day we had a 3-4 hour wait. And people would wait! In the heat! & get drunk! & yell at me! And try to steal seats bc they opened up! I had to explain to so many salmon shorts-wearing white men that that's not how it works!! 2:04 PM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - certified wide @bacchus2014 Replying to @freshhel and @lunch_enjoyer I worked at an outdoor restaurant with a covered outdoor patio. Table insisted on sitting out there in pouring rain and RECORDED ME walking their fucken lobster to the table while a busboy held an umbrella over me 10:42 PM · 6/19/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Daniel @unclemugwater Replying to @freshhel and @smelbz I work at a restaurant in New York with a large outdoor seating area and I can tell you without exaggeration that over 1,000 people have come in over the last week. I am horrified. 12:10 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - shiva @ShivaShimmer Replying to @freshhel what do you mean? I love serving margaritas to drunk people in 100 degree weather 11:37 AM · 6/20/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - Ana @brainkegels · 3d Replying to @freshhel I once witnessed a man eat an entire chilled grain bowl outside in the pouring rain outside, by himself, sans umbrella. That is a man who would not hesitate to murder someone with his bare hands. 279 ♡ 714 thirsty gremlin @embaer · 3d I will be talking about this tweet in therapy this week 272 369

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