Entertaining Twitter Thread Imagines An Aging Millennial's Run-In With A Youth

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Meeeeesh
Jun 24, 2020 1:00 PM EDT

Do you ever wonder what the world will be like when us Millennials get older? We certainly do. This amusing Twitter thread, imagined by Twitter user Zoom Zoom Lagoon, imagines an elderly Millennial's conversation with a youngin and their mom, and let's just say, it seems pretty accurate of what's to come in the future. Now go check out some Millennial memes here!

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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Imagine: You are older than dust, Surely headed to the grave soon. You have guilted your child, Antonicanila, to let you stay with her and her family in your old age. (You named her that because it's just so unique). She allowed you to go get an ice cream cone one day.
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon "There and back" you promised her. She's busy and doesn't have time to plan a funeral just because you got overstimulated. While sitting on the bench next to the parlor, a wide eyed innocent child runs up to you. "Mister mister!!! What were video games Ilike when you were a kid!"
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Your eyes glaze over like a God damn Vietnam war vet. You instantly go into hallucinogenic flash backs. You hear the Halo/COD pre-game lobbies, you're taken back to the league of legends ranked game team chats, you watch your corpse get Fortnite danced on over and over. >
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon You snap back to reality, tears swelling in your eyes. You didn't notice that you dropped your icecream cone 3 minutes ago. A young mother runs over "I'm so sorry sir!" She exclaims. "I swear l've been raising her better than to ask that sort of question. You try to force a smile <>
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon But there's no hiding the torment within your spirit. You look at the child with crimson eyes and a twisted face and whisper, "some say that we wasted lots of time on on those silly games all those years ago. We didn't realize we were wasting our souls as well"
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon The young mother grabs the child by the arm and begins walking away. You hear her as she's leaving "dammit Hermione! What have I told you a hundred times about talking to Millenials?!" Hermione starts tearing up, "never ask a millennial about their gamer past. And never EVER >
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Ask them what there gamer tag was" the tears begin to flow like spring rains, you realize this could be your moment of redemption, you call out to them, "Wait! It's ok! I still have my old PS3. I can show you." The young mother looks back at you with warmth written on her face. >
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    Text - ZoomZoomLagoon @ZoomZoomLagoon Suddenly the expression vanishes and turns cold. She looks you dead in the eyes and says "get yeeted you PickleRick F*CK. She starts Fortnite dancing in front of you while Hermione plays the air horn sound effect from her smart contact lenses. You collapse and die on-site. End. >
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