Banana Bunker Inspires Questions, Groupon Commits to the Bit

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Eric Lund
Jun 25, 2020 12:00 PM EDT

For such a pointless and suggestive product, anyone who sells the Banana Bunker has to be ready to field a storm of joke questions. Buying stuff online can have its drawbacks, like this guy who just tried to order boxes. You never know what kind of product reviews you might get, like this review for electric knuckles that's a fight for the ages.

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    Corn kernels - G Groupon 11 hours ago . O We're contractually obligated to let you know every time the Banana Bunker is featured on our site. http://gr.pn/1NcSOlt Like Comment Share 2,588 people like this.
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    Text - Danica Overly ribbed! Looks painful 9 hours ago · Like · 6 26 · Reply Groupon O G Sorry for any confusion! You'll remove that part of the bunker (as well as the skin of the banana) before eating it. 9 hours ago· Like · 6 145
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    Text - Cyndee Looks like it has double duty to me! 9 hours ago · Like 6 8 · Reply G Groupon Yes -- it can also be used for small cucumbers O or very wide carrots. 9 hours ago · Like · 6 53
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    Text - Tricia So does this banana bunker only house one banana or can you put two slim bananas in there? 2 hours ago · Like 6 90 · Reply Groupon It just depends on what size and type of banana, Tricia! Latundan bananas are an excellent G example of a smaller, but equally delicious banana. 1 hour ago · Like 6 104 Lynn Tricia always worried about the size of the banana it's the quality not the quantity that counts right groupon! 1 hour ago · Like · 6 92 Tricia Some think two is better than one. 1
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    Text - Rema Is it flavored? 9 hours ago Like 6 6 - Reply Groupon G We just checked, and it tastes like plastic. 5 hours ago · Like · O 79
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    Text - Lauren Is that a Banana Bunker in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 10 hours ago · Like · 6 39 · Reply G Groupon Why not both?! A well-protected snack is a good present for a great friend. O 9 hours ago · Like · 6 99
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    Text - Christina Where do u put the batteries? 8 hours ago · Like · 6 28 · Reply G Groupon No batteries required, Christina! But for all the buzz this is generating, you'd think about 4 AAA's. 8 hours ago · Like · 6 88
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    Text - Jaclyn My friend said her banana was too curvy...is this the only shape it comes in? Is it a flexible container? Haha! 8 hours ago · Like · 6 21 · Reply G Groupon The soft plastic reservoir, located in the middle, is able to expand and twist to suit all bananas. Thanks for asking! O 8 hours ago · Like · 6 75
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    Text - Text - Jenn What if our bananas are to big?? 8 hours ago · Like · 6 24 Reply Groupon O Don't exaggerate. 8 hours ago · Like · 6 249
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    Text - Text - YOSHO Ken You know what that looks like dont you haha. 1 hour ago · Like · 6 16 · Reply Groupon G Like a sound investment, Ken! 53 minutes ago · Like 6 202
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    Text - Text - Adriana I can imagine the face on the teachers when my child pulls this out of his lunch bag. 7 hours ago · Edited Like · 6 310 · Reply Groupon O That face of an education professional who is happy to see their student is eating well and also taking responsible steps to make sure that their snack fruits are as fresh and unbruised as G they were when picked in South or Central America. 6 hours ago · Like · 6 353
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    Text - Text - Tricia What is the effective rate when used correctly and consistently? 8 hours ago · Like · 6 11 · Reply G Groupon 99.9% banana protection, of course! No one can be perfect. O 8 hours ago · Like · 6 65
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    Text - Text - LVAS THE KID WHO STAYED UP ALL NIGHT READING BOOKS Jennifer 99.9% reliable? But what is the plan b? 6 hours ago · Like · 6 76 · Reply G Groupon Plan B (or Plan Banana for long) is that you risk exposing your banana to the elements. Any responsible snack fruit fan knows better than that. O 5 hours ago · Like · 6 201
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    Text - Text - Heather Is this ribbed for the bananas pleasure? 53 minutes ago · Like · 6 157 · Reply Groupon O That's a complicated question, Heather. Bananas don't exactly "feel" like we humans do, but our scientists estimate that they heavily enjoy the comfort of the banana bunker! 39 minutes ago · Like 6 150
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    Text - Text - Heather This has got to be an early April fools joke!!!! 9 hours ago Like 6 15 · Reply Groupon No chance, Heather! Protection is no joke (for your banana). 9 hours ago· Like · 6 86
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    Text - Text - Courtney And to think I've been unprotected this whole time... 1 hour ago · Like · 6 80 · Reply Groupon It's never too late to start, Courtney! 57 minutes ago · Like 6 99 G
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    Text - Amanda Ribbed for her... NM 10 hours ago · Like · 6 13 · Reply Groupon ...more sizeable bananas! 10 hours ago · Like · 6 51
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