Famous Sayings With A Comma And "B*tch" Added To The End: A Reddit Thread

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Jun 29, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

There are thousands of famous quotes and sayings that we embed into our everyday speech. Whether it's a Shakespeare quote, a line from a movie, or the lyric from a song, we use without even realizing it. But what happens when these sayings have a little rude twist at the end? A hilarious AskReddit thread has got people giving famous quotes that sound better if you add a comma and "bitch" to the end and the results are absolutely amazing. "It's Britney, bitch, bitch". 

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  • 01
    Text - Arbie-Ess 8.1k points · 9 hours ago S "Therefore, send not to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee, bitch."
    via u/Arbie-Ess
  • 02
    Text - CaseyFraser08 2.7k points · 11 hours ago "I am the senate, bitch"- The Senate
    via u/CaseyFraser08
  • 03
    Text - 48Planets 4.3k points · 9 hours ago Veni, vidi, vici, bitch
    via u/48Planets
  • 04
    Text - Avicii_DrWho 10.9k points 10 hours ago What are you doing in my swamp, bitch?
    via u/Avicii_DrWho
  • 05
    Text - fattestb1tch 242 points 6 hours ago And in the morning I'm making waffles, bitch!
    via u/fattestb1tch
  • 06
    Text - ronsonmultifill 8.7k points · 11 hours ago Give me liberty or give me death, bitch
    via u/ronsonmultifill
  • 07
    Text - DrAddi3 1.0k points 9 hours ago It's Britney bitch, bitch
    via u/DrAddi3
  • 08
    Text - Ash19921 4.1k points · 7 hours ago That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, bitch
    via u/Ash19921
  • 09
    Text - Lkc264 3.7k points · 11 hours ago To infinity and beyond, bitch
    via u/Lkc264
  • 10
    Text - confusedtgthrowaway 129 points · 8 hours ago I find your lack of faith disturbing, bitch.
    via u/confusedtgthrowaway
  • 11
    Text - Orosiotus 2.1k points · 10 hours ago "Hell is empty, all devils are here, bitch" -Shakespeare
    via u/Orosiotus
  • 12
    Text - bookishbabygirl 746 points · 7 hours ago You is kind, you is smart, you is important, bitch
    via u/bookishbabygirl
  • 13
    Text - IcyProgress0 554 points 9 hours ago "You must be the change you wish to see in the world, bitch." Gandhi. -
    via u/IcyProgress0
  • 14
    Text - TheChemicalSophie 3.4k points · 9 hours ago It's leviosa, not leviosa, bitch!
    via u/TheChemicalSophie
  • 15
    Text - Foreverbeginner9 1.2k points · 11 hours ago "That which does not kill us makes us stronger, bitch" - Friedrich Nietzsche
    via u/Foreverbeginner9

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