Ecards To Remind You Of The Joys Of Parenting

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satirequeen
Jul 5, 2020 6:00 PM EDT

Parenting is a hoot. Right? I mean why else would people keep having kids? Frankly, it beats me. If only parents were a little more honest with how they felt most of the time, i.e. sleep-deprived, irritated, and covered in baby vomit. these ecards are pretty upfront with how some parents view parenthood, but how many of them do you relate to?

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    Text - The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. somee cards
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    Text - Having a baby saved our marriage because we're too exhausted to argue anymore. somee cards
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    Text - I want my kids to be good at math but no so good that they can count how many glasses of wine l've had. somee cards
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    Text - Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog. somee cards
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    Text - Patience. What parents have when there are witnesses present. somee cards
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    Text - Let's arrange a playdate so we can hang out and ignore our children together. somee cards
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    Text - It's a little known fact that the creator of Xanax had a three year old. somee cards
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    Text - I love my children enough to hire someone else to raise them. somee cards
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    Text - My kids are the reason I wake up every moming. Really freakin' early. Every. Single. Moming. somee cards
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    Text - I do love your children. They're a constant reminder to use birth control. somee cards
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    Text - I'm open to having children if none of my real dreams come true. somee cards
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    Text - Call me anytime you're wishing you had kids. someecards
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    Text - I'm glad I have such an adorable baby to use for my profile picture until I lose the weight. somee cards
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    Text - My baby has been bathed, dressed and perfectly accessorized every day. I'll shower next week. somee cards
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    Text - Parenting is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time. somee cards
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