Funniest Screenshots Of The Week (July 8, 2020)

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    Text - Superfluous Basic as bleacH @teragraMadden Saying you're a night owl is redundant because owls are nocturnal. Unless of course you're saying you're a knight owl. Like Sir Hoot of Mousehuntingshire. That would make sense. 4:59 PM - 12/28/19 Twitter Web App
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    Text - kate @kaiteasley it's been scientifically proven that if a guy asks for ur snapchat and not ur number he has the emotional intelligence of a crouton >
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    Text - JonathanStrahan @JonathanStrahan So apparently China is considering sending 200,000 ducks into Pakistan to help with the locust problem they are having. We've reached the "send in the ducks" level of 2020. Who even suspected there was such a thing? Tehrani Moghaddam's Head @dex eve Why does China have a strategic duck stockpile? .why don't we have a strategic duck stockpile? Mari Blair @Maridblair Replying to @JonathanStrahan and @EllenKushner RELEASE THE QUACKEN
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    Text - Rob O @robrousseau Ghislaine Maxwell showing up in the background of various historical scenes through the decades like some kind of sex trafficking Forest Gump 9:07 PM · 7/3/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - Want your house to smell great? Put two caps of vanilla extract in a cup, place it in the oven at 300 for an hour and your house will smell Streng like heaven. Menhot 3 lifehackable: I Hack Life Here I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
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    Text - jerm @JermHimselfish Imagine being named Johnson and meeting another guy who liked putting powder on babies as much as you do and then finding out his name is Johnson also
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    Grass - extremely online guy @nickmullen I befriended a crow today and i don't need any of you anymore. I can't wait to live in the woods. I can't wait to have antlers and only speak in clicks and whistles and watch you all die in your cities 105 H. COMEST KNOCKOUT NO CASH
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    Text - Dana Schwartz O @Dan. 22h this quarantine has turned us all into a jane austen novel here I am out here looking forward to my daily brisk walk Q 181 L13,429 O 27.1K whizbangpow @dolewhipdom Replying to @DanaSchwartzzz And "I took a turn about the parlor before settling down for tea in the drawing room" sounds a lot better than "I paced around the living room and shotgunned a sleeve of Oreos." 6:44 PM · 2020-05-19 · Twitter for iPhone 32 Retweets 423 Likes
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    Water resources - The Onion @TheOnion 23h Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida bit.ly/2ZCRKV9 237 272,421 O 22.7K 15h It truly is a sign of the times when I read something like this an have to check if it's satire. 91 Ja Replying to @ nd @TheOnion The onion is a satire news company you uncooked salmon steak
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    Text - 50m I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids. 13 27 212 530
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