Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 9, 2020)

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    Text - lesbianshepard Follow the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy's family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. firstborn-of-akatosh Follow This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is name
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    Text - S perks-of-being-chin... avvocarlo Follow me coming home to my gamer wife and children: greatest of keks everyone, score any sick headshots today??? oh thank you honey l'd love a bowl of soda soup, please don't get triggered if I don't like it this time down-with-capitalism Follow Zelda sweetie, you've hardly touched your Doritos. What's got you so butthurt? softbimagnus this post is cursed Source: avvocarlo 151,475 notes
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    Text - 2 shouldnt Follow 1999: there are millions of websites all hyperlinked together 2019: there are four websites, each filled with screenshots of the other three. thebloggerformerlyknownasmadcap Follow I see that this photo has been cropped to hide the fact that it's screenshot of a tweet iletiaearpchester Follow Cant wait to see the screenshot of this on Reddit.
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    Text - Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I kno
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    Text - yesterdaysprint Follow Many a man who wears laughable clothes from neckties to socks is afraid to put on an influenza mask for fear it might hurt his personal appearance. The Evening Star, Washington DC, October 16, 1918 septic-dr-schneep Follow This aged well injuries-in-dust Well, it's nice to see that humans never change Source: yesterdaysprint
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    Text - swingsetindecember Follow all those horror films where ppl are being sacrificed by the town for a good harvest. now its just reality but it's called "reopening the economy" Source: swingsetindecember 54,798 notes A
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    Text - grosstling why do people ever buy the hard cookies when there are also the soft cookies is my question grosstling i am getting one word responses to this such as "crunch" and "weapon" Source: grosstling 74,871 notes A
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    Text - PEOPLE BORN IN The 90s 30's HERE IT COMES estrangedlestrange i realize this is about turning 30 but my brain keeps saying it's about the Dust Bowl happening again but in the 2030s
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    Text - unown Follow viva la vida defined 2008 I don't remember anything else and I refuse to theinternetcitizen Follow There was a financial crisis the-cheshire-cat-grin Follow sorry bro can't hear you i think st peter is calling my name 167,748 notes A
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    Text - westfailia it was one hundred and one years ago last month that a tank first rolled onto the battlefield pileofknives "the is that?" - Some German dude 101 years ago

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