Totally Normal and Not Weird Antiques Roadshow Memes

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Eric Lund
Jul 10, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Humor writer Keaton Patti has an interesting take on things, especially when it comes to evaluating items from antiques roadshow. The show holds a special place in our hearts, and it's made all the better with amazingly stupid and absurd edits, like these other antiques roadshow re-captions that make perfect sense.

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    Conversation - First Openly Gay Vase $7,000-$10,000 FAR
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    "Fresh" Lettuce from Subway $0.25-$0.35 TAR PKeatonPatti
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    Photo caption - Swan Just Learning it's a Vase AR $2,000-$4,000 OKeatonPatti
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    Games - Just Normal Things $5,000-$7,000 AR KeatonPati
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    Speech - Either of These Things $50-$75 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Headgear - The Worst Thing We Could Find $0.05-$0.06 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Idiophone - Bowl Jesus Threw Up In Twice $40,000-$55,000 AR
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    World - Statue That Just Found Out It's A Statue AR $15,000-$20,000
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    Basque rural sports - The First Ever Uber $7,000-$8,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Event - 너리 PRINTS& OTO PAINTI DRAW Coat That If Touched Loses All Value AR $0-$0
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    Painting - l'll Finish This Later (1973) $400-$800 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Figurine - Doll That Will Kill Again $600-$700 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Portrait - I Can't Paint Necks (1885) $2,000-$4,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Pope - Chicken Man's Dress $4,000-$6,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Dog breed - Pig From When They Had Wheels $3,000-$5,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Footwear - First Draft of Air Jordans AR $7,000-$8,000 @KeatonPatti
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    Bell - Only Photo of The Authentic Taco Bell AR $22,000-$25,000 @KeatonPatti
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    Photo caption - Loud Flower $2,000-$5,000 TAR OKeatonPatt
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    Statue - Sassiest Statue On Earth AR (You Can't Afford It, Honey) @KeatonPatti
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    Event - These Two Men's Sexual Tension $15.00-$38.00 AR
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    Piggy bank - Pig That Went to Ireland One Damn Time $600-$800 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Picture frame - Cats Won't Shut The F k Up (1964) $9,000-$11,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Metal - Adam & Eve's Pizza Cutters $7,000-$9,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Bird - Birds That Just Fed $10,000-$15,000 AR OKeatonPatti
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  • 25
    Banner - PAOTICRAPHS Srints ... SPORT COU Camera Guy We Fired $10-$15 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Architecture - Eual World's Worst Umbrella AR $20-$50 @KeatonPatti
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    Brass - Lamp That Wants To Leave AR $3,000-$5,000 @KeatonPatti
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    News - PHOTO &PHS PRI POS White Privilege $150,000-$200,000 AR
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    Art - The Worst Owl AR $18,000-$20,000
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    Nose - Oy, Mista! You Me Dad? Doll $40-$70 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Musical instrument - *** INSTRUMENTS COC Cool Old Lady w/ Sad Kid $18,000-$20,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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    Nut - George Washington's Wooden Testicles $35,000-$40,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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