Top Ten White People Tweets (July 12, 2020)

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Jul 13, 2020 11:38 AM EDT

Enjoy today's daily roundup for a good laugh.
And here are yesterday's top tweets for you to check out.

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  • 01
    Text - Some of y'all's "23 and me" results AIRHEADS 2 55 0Z (15.6g) WHITE MYSTERY ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED 60
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  • 02
    Text - 8:04 回 37 aill 91% Tweet Mike Primavera @primawesome When I was 8 I got lost at the mall and started crying because I couldn't find my mom so then a security guard came to help me but I punched him in the nuts as hard as I could because stranger danger and that dude still had to help me find my mom. I think about him a lot. 2:38 PM · 25 Feb 19· Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 822 Likes >
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  • 03
    Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My work rival knows that my 3 year old is more independent than his 3 year old. And he knows that my 3 year old is faster than his 3 year old. And he knows that my 3 year old has a bigger vocabulary than his 3 year old. But what he doesn't know is that my 3 year old is 4.
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  • 04
    Product - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 "So what are you going to do?" "Ask my boss for a raise." "Because what are you?" "I'm a pelican." "And not a..." "Pelican't." "That's right." "Thanks Marty, I really needed that." "No problem, buddy." %3D 5:40 AM 6/11/20 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 05
    Text - Barbaric Red @CherryBarbarian I have a confession. When my hubby gets stuck on a part of a video game for a long period of time I will look up the solution on my phone and then give him vague suggestions to push him in the right direction.. I've been doing this for 6 years..
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  • 06
    Text - snake plissken @orionn_ they should not give cops horses. give those horses to postal workers so i can sit out on my porch drinking iced tea and then a guy rides up on a horse and says "hey pal, got a letter for you here"
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  • 07
    Text - Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: wo0 ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
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  • 08
    Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Ariel had all the possessions she wanted but gave it all up to spend time with humans, which is the exact opposite of how l'm trying to live my life >
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  • 09
    Text - old tom @YuckyTom the funniest thing i've ever said was on april 11th 2009 to my dad's cat and no one else was around to hear it. a car horn honked and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and i said "oh shit is your ride here" and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight
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  • 10
    Photo caption - ellie sunakawa @elliesunakawa "You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."
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