Top 10 White People Tweets (July 15, 2020)

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Jul 18, 2020 2:38 PM EDT

Some funny tweets rounded up for you to enjoy. And here are more funny white people tweets if you are in need of more entertainment.

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  • 01
    Text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: How long should I roast asparagus in the oven? Food Blogger: Wondering how long to roast asparagus? C'mere! I've got your answer! Me: Cool! Thank- Food Blogger:I was born on a farm in Tennessee. My father was an angry man with 3 fingers on each hand. A war injury...
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  • 02
    Text - Otis @TurntGrandpa Your grandma only uses her walker after I sleep over
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  • 03
    Text - Daniel Garcia @DanielxXxGarcia If you ask a white person "how's it going?" And they respond with "it's going" that roughly translates to "contemplating killing myself." 8:21 AM Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 33.1K Retweets 172.7K Likes >
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  • 04
    Text - Мас McCann @MacMcCannTX if you compliment a dude's shirt, you better mean it, because that's the only shirt he'll wear out for the next five years.
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  • 05
    Text - The Mom at Law @TheMomAtLaw Baby is born. Me: Wow. Everyone thinks he looks exactly like my husband. I don't think he got anything from me. 3 years later: child sighs heavily, slams doors, and rolls eyes so far back he can see his spine. Me: Theeeere it is. 7/2/18, 7:23 AM
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    Text - JACK @JackDMurphy Remember Tom? Remember how he just sold his $500m share in myspace and retired so he could have a nice life? He never sold our data, never tried to influence elections, never lobbied against privacy legislations... what a man. Myspace was just too pure for this world. BEACH SENA MRE RAL
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  • 07
    Text - James @CaucasianJames dudes dress up nicer for golf than they do for dates 1:52 PM · 7/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone 9,610 Retweets and comments 101K Likes
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  • 08
    Text - Joe Johnson @JoeJohnsonlce Oh to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand 16:10 - 27/06/2020 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 09
    Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Did the whole "Hi hungry, I'm dad" routine on my 5yo for the first time and she thought it was hilarious. It only works once so l'll be chasing that high for the rest of my life. 5:31 PM · 7/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - John Mayer @JohnMayer If you're pretty, you're pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it's just "congratulations about your face."
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