Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 16, 2020)

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andcallmeshirley
Jul 21, 2020 3:38 AM EDT

It's time for your daily dose of entertaining Tumblr posts. You don't need to be a frequent user of the website to appreciate these gems, so just dive right in and enjoy!

Once you're done here you can check out the previous list, if you haven't yet.

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  • 01
    Text - -makemesmile: i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever My Neopets account and my bank account have the same password.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Friendship ended with FBI agent spying on me Now Russian Chaos Agent is my best friend FB! the-fbi-dude What! No please come back I'm sorry please don't leave me friend carnival-phantasm You are no comrade of mine russianchaosagent Возможно, настоящие друзья были тактикой встречного шпионажа, которую мы сделали по пути carnival-phantasm Russian English Perhaps true friends were the tactics of counter espionage, which we did along the way Возможно, настоящие друзья были тактикой встречного
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - askfordoodles The 3 stages of a cat yawn Stage 1: cute tiny "O"-mouth. Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLITS opEn LIKE a IOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REVEALING aN ENDLESS plT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD lindsay-blogs Stage 5: Mlem
    via Pinterest
  • 04
    Text - spectrumspace Follow Weird, eerily-specific 2000s memory: logos, usually for health orgs, with people who looked like this.
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - ch-a-s-i-n-g Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? follow-the-music I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated 746,566 notes
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - fairycosmos Follow i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live??? 223,859 notes
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - snifl my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store. one of them says "I would die for that dress" and the other says "i would kill for that dress" and then they look at each other awkwardly. snifl this was when i was like 6 and every day i wake up knowing l'll never be able to top this, my magnum opus. Source: snifl
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Cat - tutorial brush him
    via YouTube
  • 09
    Text - prettydoddleoddle I want emo versions of idioms Like, instead of "you're barking up the wrong tree" it's "you're panicking at the wrong disco" scanalan You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can't bring him to life novacaaaaaine This isn't my first black parade Source: prettydoddleoddle 94,213 notes
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - inabasket: My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, "I know everything." I told her she didn't know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, "What's a polynomial?" And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, "It's when there's no toy in your Happy Meal."
    via Reddit

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