Comedy Gold From Jurassic Park's Twitter Account

@JurassicPark2go might be our new favorite Twitter account. They put fun, modern, absurd spins on the Jurassic Park universe with hilarious tweets. For instance, the dinosaurs have unionized. They've also acquired a case of Four Loko. Can't even begin to imagine what kind of turmoil would ensue from that kind of development. A saucy, over-caffeinated dinosaur sounds like a recipe for destruction. 

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