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"OK here’s our money shot for today: buy a bunch of gold items, throw some money around, put a gold brick on my face wear some sick shades on ... but f*ck the socks, socks make you look poor."
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"I know how to get more likes, just put a 2 week old puppy tiger in a Ferrari, next we do it with a small chimpanzee."
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"Just twin brothers tryin to become the power ranger."
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"Rich Russian in a jet eating 5 cent chicken noodles."
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"That’s the guy that sends you illicit emails to ship your packages to Nigeria."
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"$20 pizza goes a long way."
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"When tennis goes a long way."
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"Aim very high...then keep pushing for more until you get something you've never even dreamed of."
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"Mesmerizing...is the word."
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"The only time you should ever look back is to see how far you have come!"
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"When it floats your boat."
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"After the holidays, a bath is always needed."
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"If this doesn't inspire you, I don't know what will."
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"Life is short so make it count."
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