Food Thief Gets Reckoning When Roommate Buys Regular Milk

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Eric Lund
Aug 2, 2020 12:00 PM EDT

It sucks when a roommate steals your stuff. It sucks more when they deny it. That said, if they do deny it, that means that they shouldn't have any problem with the food you choose to buy, right? For more tales of food thieves, here's an office food thief that got caught by a nanny cam as well as a frustrating and unbelievably entitled coworker who demanded a party and took the leftovers.

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  • 01
    Text - r/AmItheAsshole - Posted by u/gottmilk_ 23 hours ago F 2 AITA for switching to regular milk to prove my lactose intolerant roommate keeps stealing from me? Not the A-hole Me and 2 other guys share an apartment together and we split all the bills. The only thing we don't split costs on is groceries. Everyone's in charge of buying their own food and we don't touch whatever doesn't belong to us in the fridge. We put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up.
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    Text - This issue has been going on almost a year and I'm sick of it. One of my roommates, R, keeps stealing my food. I get home from work and containers with my leftovers are sometimes missing (they have my name written on it), or my stuff finishes too quick. My gallon of milk for example. I buy almond milk because I like the taste. But it seems to finish after a week even though I've only drank once or twice. I confronted R about this lots of times and that's caused a lot of arguments. He outr
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    Text - My other roommate and I carpool together because we both work the same early morning shifts around the same area so I know it's not him. It's always after we get back home and R's already left for work that I notice my food's gone. My roommate's also had a similar problem but not as often as I do. I'm guessing cause R doesn't like what he buys. The funny thing is R buys a lot for himself and is even more stingy about his food. He will literally point out what's his when he comes back from
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    Text - The nxt day, Saturday, we get back from work and R is pissed. He yelled at me that he was stuck in the bathroom for 40 mins with diarrhea because of my milk; he was using it to make a shake. I only responded with “So then you're the one who's been stealing?" He freaking exploded. Yeah he admitted he was "sometimes" drinking my milk and eating my food but he was more mad that I switched milks than the fact that he was caught. I told him I wouldn't have done that if he'd just stopped taking
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    Text - My roommate backed me up and thought it was kinda funny he got payback for stealing from us. It's a little tense rn and my roommate told me R is trying to convince him to agree to kick me out. Little does he know we're both looking to move somewhere else together cause we are sick of his shit. I told some buddies what happened and a few think I was an asshole for that. I feel like I'm not in the wrong here. He was taking my food and not even owning up to it and I wanted to prove it, does
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    Text - Jayney Asshole Enthusiast [6] 30.4k points · 23 hours ago NTA. As you said if R wasn't stealing your food, he wouldn't have had a problem. Lulu_42 Asshole Enthusiast [8] 11.1k points . 20 hours ago Also, it's not like this is a life-threatening allergy. It causes a minor, if smelly, inconvenience.
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    Text - hcp56 Asshole Enthusiast [5] 10.4k points · 23 hours ago NTA. It's your food. You could have put your medicine in it or even your pet's medication in it. You could have put a laxative in it or even syrup of ipecac. And I would still say NTA. When people steal food, lie about it and don't replace it they reap what they sow. Food is expensive, especially milk substitutes. Without replacing the food he was essentially stealing money from your wallet.
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    Text - FlownScepter 3.0k points · 20 hours ago NTA. The funny thing is R buys a lot for himself and is even more stingy about his food. He will literally point out what's his when he comes back from grocery shopping and tells us not to touch it. This, children, is called projection: he knows he's stealing food, and he figures the two of you are going to try and do it to him. Dick.
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