Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

This Tumblr user found an interesting gem, the forgotten writing project of their eleven year old self trying to give a crack at rewriting the Bible. For some more religion themed Tumblr posts, here are some Tumblr holy water loopholes as well as one Tumblr user's annual tradition of the moving of the Jesus.

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