30+ Dungeons & Dragons Memes Full Of Nerdy Humor

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    Facial expression - And don't forget the new Dungeons & Dragons phrase I taught you. Clickety-clackety, I roll to attackety
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    Facial expression - A Bandit IS GONNA PHYSICALLY ATTACK ME? [chuckles] THEY'RE BASICALLY MADE OF GLASS.
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    Hair - DM: Wow, you're lucky. Just 3 dmg from his attack. Me as 1st lvl sorcerer with 2hp left:
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    Sitting - Skeletons should be resistant to piercing damage CHANGE MY MIND
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    Text - Encounter behind door #1 Encounter behind door #2 Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. DM They're the same picture. imgfilip.com
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    Figurine - me, knowing rationally that human characters aren't inherently boring also me, refusing to make a human character because humans are boring
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    Photo caption - When you're a +10 for Confidence, but a -10 for Stealth. Here's one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily. I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. The Dwarf breathes so loud, wé could have shot him in the dark. imgflip.com
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    Event - Me coming back after missing a few sessions 30 Fiesh d feesh Pa od fresh Pa d Jresh Pizs w Fresh P made with mematic
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    Text - The DM: As you make your way through the hall you notice an ominous looking door at the end of it, roll for perception. *They all roll Nat 1s* The Party: it's probably fine. The Door: THE SMILE ROOM
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    Text - The PCs with extra feats. busted magic items, and a huge party size the DM, who only made them so powerful so that avery encounter could be a living hell
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    Human - Bards making new friends Necromancers making new friends u/Tríc. OGnosis
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    Product - Monster Manual or something, idk I don't play D&D... u/TrickOGnosis
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    Human - When the necromancer decides to take levels in bard made with mematic
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    Sky - The players Congratulations! You are being adopted! REYISBAEOK The one goblin the DM panic-named 'Bibble' The players Please do not resist.
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    Comics - BUT HE PROBABLY WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE TOO MAN I WISH I WAS MORE LIKE THAT GUY PLAYER'S HAMDEOOK JATHE INDER I'M ESPECIALLY GLAD IM NOT THAT GUY HOLY SHIT I'M GLAD patiriNDER I'M ME ГМ МЕ PLAYER'S HANDBOOK PAIH INDUK PLAYER'S HANDBOOH
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    Community - Player DM That's not a real spell, you can't just have the villain do a new spell out of nowhere. Not to worry. I have a permit. I'm the DM
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    Cartoon - Barbarian The rest of the party and DM When I'm in command, son, every mission's a suicide mission.
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    Heat - DM: So you're playing a bard/ wild magic sorcerer? I'm having trouble picturing what that will look like Me:
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    Photo caption - LG Cleric Are you telling me you made napalm... out of dragon scales and ceramic jars? CN Artificer The way I see it, if you're gonna commit warcrimes, why not do it with some style?
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    Hair - When you mid-discussion jokingly suggest the worst possible course of action for the players to take, and one of them says 'Actually, that's not a bad idea at all!' Shouldn't have said that. I should NOT have said that.
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    Hair - DM: This campaign is a little dark, that ok? The party: Yeah man bring it on! Two sessions later The party: (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY) What the fuck?
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    Cartoon - WHEN I HAVE ART COMMISSIONED MY CHARACTER ART WHEN I NEED ROLL20 TOKENS OUR CHARACTER ART
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    Cartoon - Even if its part of PC traits if you are ruining the game for everyone else you are still an asshole. made with mematic
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    Cartoon - ME, CREATING MY D&D CHARACTER SHE'S AN ELF RANGER. She's over 1,000 years old and immune to all fear. Her legendary bow is said tọ house ihe spirit of a god. She has maslery óver åll beast Her yame is feared Ihroughout the órc kingdoms. Sie rides' a ihree-headed dragon. ME, PLAYING MY D&D CHARACTER: Hi guys! ROX YCOMICS.COM
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    Text - Justice Arman Candlekeep @justice_ arman i've been thinking about what it would be like if a barbarian's rage was tied to another emotion and it's honestly terrifying DM: the goblin slaps you across the face BARBARIAN: i would like to cry DM: the goblin laughs at you BARBARIAN: these tears aren't for me #dnd 12:51 AM May 3, 2020 - Twitter for Android li View Tweet activity 1.1K Retweets 5.4K Likes
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    Tortoise - THATONE WIZARDON HIS TURN, DECIDING WHAT SPELL TO CAST. THATOTHER WIZARD WHO ALREADY DECIDED WHAT SPELLS TO CAST EVEN BEFORE THE BATTLE imgflip.com
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    Text - cattgirl d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn writeroost I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch
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    Comics - PARIS, GIVE THIS CHOOSE ME AND I'LL OFFER yOU POWER APPLE TO THE I'LL OFFER YOU GOLD GODDESS YOU I'LL OFFER YOU BEAUTY THINK IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL l'll offer you a dnd campaign that doesn't end after 3 sessions. @GOOFYGODSCCOMICS
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    Text - Your character has some issues man... What do you mean? I made him by the book. which book did you use? DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL DISORDERS FIFTH EDITION DSM-5 AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION 5th Edition Manual
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    Face - PLAYER:ICAST HASTE ON THE BOSS OM:-OKAYP BOSS IS NOW HASTED AND WILL HAVETWO ACTIONS PLAYER:I IMMEDIATELY DROP ITATTHE END OF MY TURN, SO HE WILL LOOSE HIS NEXT TURN DM Listen here, you little shit imgflip.com
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    Text - S probablybadrpgideas probablybadrpgideas Help finance your hobby by running a pay to win campaign. 416 notes
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    Cartoon - He's a level 85 accountant. He makes sure we don't pay taxes on our loot .. The most important member of all roleplaying groups NUMO
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    Traffic light - When the DM says "You can certainly try." @mydnd20
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