A Bunch Of Plant Memes For Flexers of Green Thumbs

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    Organism - Mom: You don't have a job. Where do these plants keep coming from? Me: We found them. @sociaplant
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    Bridle - My plants are healthier than yours @sociaplant I buy new plants every 2 week because I kill my plants too often
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    Child - @sociaplant Plant People Winter is less than 4 months away
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    Text - Me: *Picks up a plant to take home* Friend: Put that back. That plant belongs to the restaurant. Me: @sociaplant You couldn't let me have her. Could you?
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    Cartoon - Me researching how to build plant shelves @sociaplant Me building a plant shelf
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    Text - When you're giving plant advice but you gotta finish it with "but idk tho" in case it ruins their plants
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    History - When you are hanging out with friends but cannot relate to the conversation because the only topic you know now is plants @plantmemesonly
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    Text - Plant I really just want 1 ik but if god wants me to have 3 then 27 it is
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    Plant - When someone comes over Behold My Plants
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    Text - Me trying to figure out where all my money has gone knowing full well it was spent on plants SCOUNT FI A/M MTD DEPOSIT MTD A/ FERS 102 00 11,3775 6,010.00 2,558.07 4,001.49 45,432.52 85,766.20 8,55007 62.100.25 S 54,102.00 $ 889.08 470.32 $ 102.00 73.75 801.76 Da49.82 $ 225,541.31 30,973.03 S 18.730.12 S 125241 09 $ 182 360 241,492.34S 242,16232 $41.02 $ MEMES
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    Cartoon - any plant that can take me out of me this reality
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    Chili pepper - nooo!!! you can't just ignore my defense haha mouth go mechanism and ahhh eat me
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    Adaptation - Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers. Those Ludacrişes are comina in areat.
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    Cartoon - All of my friends are getting married and having kids while l'm over here like:
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    Text - Is your teen texting about sustainable farming? OMG = Organic Mushroom Gardening WTF = Where's The Fertilizer %3D LMAO = Left My Axe Outside %3D LOL = Lots Of Lettuce DTF = Down To Farm WYD = Weed Your Dandelions BRB = Better Results than Borlaug TBH = This Bountiful Harvest %3D SMH = Share My Harvest BTW = Bring The Wheelbarrow ILY = Increased Land Yield BS = Big Snail %3D
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    Cartoon - 886 Not too close Bobby, those leafy green plants can suck the oxygen right out of your body
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    Facial expression - "Why did you become a botanist?" I'M NOT INTERESTED IN CARING ABOUT PEOPLE.
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    Statue - when I tell her there is probably space for more plants and we should go shopping at the garden center
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    Text - You know what, I'm just going to say it... Just because you are not my favorite plant does not mean you're allowed to die
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    Line - All the office plants waiting for us to come back to work EXVEETES
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    Photo caption - When the leaf I propogated begins to sprout roots @organicallyspicedmemes Rise my glorious creation.
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    Flowerpot - TWO KINDS OF PLANT PEOPLE I THINK I OMG, MY PLANT IS CAN DYING SAVE IT!
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    Text - Atheist Republic O April 22 at 11:45am What's the cruelest thing that's ever been said to you? 4 45,420 people reached Like Comment Share and 98 others Most Relevant 22 Shares 301 Comments Devlin My mother told me I should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen I waste. D 191 Like Reply Message 5d + 29 Replies
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    Grass - So the new next door neighbors put a fake tree on the curb to give it away. .and then the folks down the street picked it up, dug a hole and planted it in the front yard. Yep..welcome to my neighborhood
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    Local food - Plant Addiction Buying my first plant @sociaplant
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    Photo caption - This is how i watch movies now... "right there in the corner that's a monstera!".
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    Cartoon - EL DORADO GOLDPOSTING Me explaining that pollen is basically plant sperm. Cactus Jerk The Walmart Cashier
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    Hair - If I buy my entire plant wishlist, l'll have to convert my living room into a greenhouse... Good made with mematic
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    Panda - When you didn't buy the plant you were eyeballing at the store, and then you go back the next day and it's gone de with mematic
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    Asphalt - more laziness repotting all my plants at 2am Laziness @planty hoes®

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