The World's Best G-Rated Insults

Someone on AskReddit fired up a thread about the best G-rated insults that people have ever heard. The proper G-rated insult is its own kind of art form. It's an insult that doesn't rely on vulgarity to knock its recipient down a notch. Instead, it keeps the language clean and is more clever than anything else. If you enjoyed these G-rated insults, we recommend checking out some more rare insults to spice up the vocabulary.

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