Top 10 White People Tweets (August 11, 2020)

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Aug 12, 2020 9:38 AM EDT

Some funny tweets to brighten your day!
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  • 01
    People - Kalasinga @Kalasinga_ His girlfriend forgot about the scheduled maternity shoot and made other plans. Woke King decided his money won't go down the drain just like that.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - history, huh? @kriptidbackup Some of you never had to spend hours in the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts "WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?"
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - the drake gatsby 8 @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so cool Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Crockett @CrockettForReal What's it called when you wake up hungover but you didn't drink a drop? Your 30's. It's called your 30's
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Tweet Rusty Ren @Youre_Nobody_- What's honestly stopping me from setting up my Christmas tree this early at this point? 12:13 AM · 11 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android ili View Tweet activity >
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  • 06
    Product - saffi @DONOTW4IT what if we kissed on the cowch 9:59 AM 8/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Cool Eric ФОBiieeee cant sleep because i keep thinking about the time i brought a chicken finger sub to one of my little league games and the coach made me throw it away but instead i hid it in the woods and took bites when i went to find foul balls 3:00 AM · 09 Aug 18 · Twitter for Android 788 Retweets and comments 5,735 Likes
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  • 08
    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes God: you're a parrot. Parrot: ok. God: you can repeat everything you hear. Parrot: humans are the worst. God: uh what? Parrot: i'll prolly kill them in a flood soon. God: Parrot: God: what's it gonna take to keep this quiet? Parrot: I wanna live in a tropical paradise. >
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - chaotic tired @legalizegoblins · 18m oh to be a baby brown bear following my mom around with my sibling while she catches fish chaotic tired @legalizegoblins · 15m i think i am perfectly suited for this job bc i am also small, chubby, and fuzzy
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Billy Joe Armstrong @BillyJoeArmstrong Do NOT wake me up when September ends. Let's shoot for early 2021
    via Reddit

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