Top 10 White People Tweets (August 13, 2020)

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Aug 15, 2020 12:38 PM EDT

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  • 01
    Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I told my son that the YouTuber he was watching had an irritating voice, and he said "okay boomer." I thought about arguing with him, because, you know, l'm a millennial, but I decided it was best to just take it on the chin and quietly unplug the WiFi.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Eater of Continental Breakfasts @bitterkarella My boomer dad, whom I love, has very weird ideas about how work works Me: 2 people just quit at my job him: ah! So they're gonna promote you now? Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people's work him: but they have to pay you more now? Me:
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Tweet Zane @ZaneHarter Within a span of a minute I just saw a worm get eaten by a bird, and that bird eaten by a cat. And I just kicked the cat (to save the bird) and now l'm scared of what is next in this display of the hierarchy in the animal kingdom. 10:33 AM 8/12/20 · Twitter Web App
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  • 04
    Text - Emma Arnold @iamaroadtrip When people find out I have all sons, they often say, "at least the teen yrs will be easier, boys are less emotional than girls", so I guess my 14 yo having 45 min meltdown about putting his own plate in the dishwasher is just him loudly expressing his rational masculine logic.
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Ths is Londoe not 10E kick city in the provinces Tis is LOndor Waterstones Piccadilly citu, whie ever ind Fare has Ived since be @WaterstonesPicc A customer has just bought a 2021 calendar. Sir, we admire your optimism. 1:19 AM · 8/12/20 · Twitter for Android
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  • 06
    Text - Get a Loada Dis Guy @AwDisFckingGuy I won't be taking my kids to church. I'm going to give them a journal and a bag of shrooms and drop them off somewhere in the mountains. They can create their own religion 8:52 PM 6/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 07
    Text - Ward @LawrWard Disney are remaking Home Alone. This is a petition for them to re-cast 38 year old Macauley Culkin as 9 year old Kevin McCallister and have nobody in the film acknowledge it. 16.3K Retweets and comments 94.4K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - John Saward @RBUAS "Add 30" is the only necessary microwave feature everything else is just being dramatic
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Motor vehicle - Car commercials that show a middle class husband buying his wife a car as a gift is so unrealistic. It's like "hey honey, as a gift this year I made a huge financial decision without ur approval, u might wanna look for a second job, Merry Christmas"
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 | asked my wife to share her queen sized blanket to which she replied she was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
    via Reddit

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