Pastor Says the Devil Is Stronger than Ever and That Kids Everywhere Playing Pokémon GO Are Being Possessed by Demons

Pastor Dwain Miller from El Dorado, Arkansas claims that Pokémon are using demonic powers to possess children everywhere; and that at one point he even saw some kid lose the ability to walk or speak, with black soot runnin' out his eyes, nose, and mouth.
Alriiighty, then.