Top 10 White People Tweets (August 17, 2020)

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Aug 20, 2020 3:38 AM EDT

Enjoy today's roundup of highly humorous tweets, and take a look at these tweets from the other day for more entertainment.

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  • 01
    Text - Aluko @AlukoCallender4 Online classes are cool until you're chilling on a Sunday then realize you had class an hour ago and it's actually Tuesday
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Girl Who Came to Stay @Mom_Overboard One night in college, my roommate got super drunk pretty quickly and ended up getting sick. We handed her a trashcan, with trash already in it. She puked a few times and started crying, and then looked in the can and yelled, OMG I THREW UP A FORK?! 21:19 · 16 Aug 20 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Esoteric Exposal @EsotericExposal I got 99 problems and being trapped in a decaying body in a money hungry society on a dying planet in a mysterious dimension may be one.
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - soul nate @MNateShyamalan why is it that if you say your favorite food is "spaghetti" you sound like a three year old, but if you say some shit like "vermicelli" i'm like "woah this guy probably goes to the opera"
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - o Steve ryan @SteveRyanComedy *Held up the grocery line because the card reader couldn't read my Apple Watch* Elderly Man behind me: (Exhales) Let's move this along, future boy
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - KJ @gingaforman Shout out to the guy making announcements at my gate. He said, and I quote, "Now boarding group A as in applebottom jeans and group B as in boots with the fur."
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - mp @friasmp I can't believe I used to leave my house a 5 times a week. That just seems excessive 8:15 AM · Jul 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 91.9K Retweets and comments 537.8K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Orla McConnon @TheOrlacle Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi:.. And that, Mick, is why I'm emotionally unavailable I suppose.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark I dream of a day when paper-towel manufacturers just say how many rolls are in the package, and not how many hypothetical rolls would be in the package if they were some other hypothetical size.
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Font - Chakabars @chakabars The British colonised the world for spices,but never seasoned their food.
    via Reddit

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