The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

Whether it's the classic "We need to talk," or seeing a bunch of missed calls from your mom, we all know what would trigger us if we woke up seeing it on our phone screens. A Reddit thread asking people for the worst text message to wake up to has revealed some heart-stopping answers, which I know would send me into full-blown panic mode if I received them. Scroll through and see if any of these (nuclear threat warning aside), trigger you and bring up any bad memories.

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"I hope you read this in time. I need help."

Via u/eminic23
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"EMERGENCY BROADCAST - THOSE STILL ALIVE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO LOCAL SHELTERS"

Via u/Substantial_Quote
3
"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON"

Via u/Account_8472
4
“I’m drunk, no one is answering, if you can’t pick me up I’m just driving”

Via u/MikeErk67
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5
"11 Missed Calls From: MOM"

Via u/notamentalpatient
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"Hey when you got a minute can you call me? We need to talk".

Via u/Maleficent_Being762
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"Are you OK? I saw everything that went down on social media..."

Via u/RayDeaver
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"You're famous now... but not in a good way"

Via u/poopellar
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"A nuclear threat warning"

Via u/Alba_Corvus
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“I’m Pregnant”

Via u/fallenouroboros
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"Unsolicited d*ck pic"

Via u/Ryozo_Tamaki
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"Are those rumors about you true?"

Via u/revelup13
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"I'm legally required to suggest you get tested for HIV."

Via u/amolluvia
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"Yo, where are you? You're late."

Via u/Doctor-Dope13
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“I’m so sorry for your loss”

Via u/ap1002
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"You’re fired"

Via u/wisemeekatoftiny

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