The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

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satirequeen
Aug 18, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

Whether it's the classic "We need to talk," or seeing a bunch of missed calls from your mom, we all know what would trigger us if we woke up seeing it on our phone screens. A Reddit thread asking people for the worst text message to wake up to has revealed some heart-stopping answers, which I know would send me into full-blown panic mode if I received them. Scroll through and see if any of these (nuclear threat warning aside), trigger you and bring up any bad memories. 

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  • 01

    "I hope you read this in time. I need help."

    Hair - HELP ME
    via u/eminic23
  • 02

    "EMERGENCY BROADCAST - THOSE STILL ALIVE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO LOCAL SHELTERS"

    Dress - You call it a bomb shelter/wine cellar.
    via u/Substantial_Quote
  • 03

    "DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON"

    Knit cap - Yes, Iwill look at the moon with you.
    via u/Account_8472
  • 04

    “I’m drunk, no one is answering, if you can’t pick me up I’m just driving”

    Chin - ARTS CENTER ARTS CENTE ER FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRIVE DRUNK XX
    via u/MikeErk67
  • 05

    "11 Missed Calls From: MOM"

    Room - Seinfeld hulu
    via u/notamentalpatient
  • 06

    "Hey when you got a minute can you call me? We need to talk".

    Forehead - WHEN SHE SAYS, "WE NEED TO TALK." #MozartinTheJungle
    via u/Maleficent_Being762
  • 07

    "Are you OK? I saw everything that went down on social media..."

    Photo caption - FAIRVIEW MEDICAL CENTER ac Let's just say some shit is going down!
    via u/RayDeaver
  • 08

    "You're famous now... but not in a good way"

    Forehead - OH NO NO NO!
    via u/poopellar
  • 09

    "A nuclear threat warning"

    Sky - gifbin.com
    via u/Alba_Corvus
  • 10

    “I’m Pregnant”

    Cool - Weil, I'm pregnant. GIRLS HBO
    via u/fallenouroboros
  • 11

    "Unsolicited d*ck pic"

    Hair
    via u/Ryozo_Tamaki
  • 12

    "Are those rumors about you true?"

    Hair - You need'to stop spreading life-altering rumors about me
    via u/revelup13
  • 13

    "I'm legally required to suggest you get tested for HIV."

    Hair - Are you f**king serious?
    via u/amolluvia
  • 14

    "Yo, where are you? You're late."

    Room
    via u/Doctor-Dope13
  • 15

    “I’m so sorry for your loss”

    Vehicle door
    via u/ap1002
  • 16

    "You’re fired"

    Sitting
    via u/wisemeekatoftiny

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