The Worst Text Messages To Wake Up To

satirequeen

Aug 18, 2020 1:30 PM EDT

Whether it's the classic "We need to talk," or seeing a bunch of missed calls from your mom, we all know what would trigger us if we woke up seeing it on our phone screens. A Reddit thread asking people for the worst text message to wake up to has revealed some heart-stopping answers, which I know would send me into full-blown panic mode if I received them. Scroll through and see if any of these (nuclear threat warning aside), trigger you and bring up any bad memories.

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01
"I hope you read this in time. I need help."

via u/eminic23
02
"EMERGENCY BROADCAST - THOSE STILL ALIVE REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO LOCAL SHELTERS"

via u/Substantial_Quote
03
"DO NOT LOOK AT THE MOON"

via u/Account_8472
04
“I’m drunk, no one is answering, if you can’t pick me up I’m just driving”

via u/MikeErk67
05
"11 Missed Calls From: MOM"

via u/notamentalpatient
06
"Hey when you got a minute can you call me? We need to talk".

via u/Maleficent_Being762
07
"Are you OK? I saw everything that went down on social media..."

via u/RayDeaver
08
"You're famous now... but not in a good way"

via u/poopellar
09
"A nuclear threat warning"

via u/Alba_Corvus
10
“I’m Pregnant”

via u/fallenouroboros
11
"Unsolicited d*ck pic"

via u/Ryozo_Tamaki
12
"Are those rumors about you true?"

via u/revelup13
13
"I'm legally required to suggest you get tested for HIV."

via u/amolluvia
14
"Yo, where are you? You're late."

via u/Doctor-Dope13
15
“I’m so sorry for your loss”

via u/ap1002
16
"You’re fired"

via u/wisemeekatoftiny