"Met a guy on Tinder. He told me to meet him for a date at this place that turned out to be a meetup for his industry, which had an open bar. After we left, he took me to the hotel where he worked. I offered to split the check. He said he would take care of it and left for 15 minutes. When the guy came back, he told me that he actually DID want to split it because he thought the manager that he was close with would be there to comp the entire bill, but he wasn't. While signing the check, he said, "Well, I thought I was going to get through the night without spending any money at all, but I guess $25 isn't so bad, right?"