Top 10 White People Tweets (August 25, 2020)

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    Text - l AT&T 10:03 AM 1 91% 4 Thread Randy Zwitch @randyzwitch If we're being honest, 2020 is the perfect year to get rid of Daylight Saving Time. Just rip the band-aid off while we're all home confused as hell anyway 5:20 PM 8/21/20 · TweetDeck
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    Text - Tyvin Whittaker @Tyvinjerry New dating App idea. Called 7.5. Only for people who are "like a strong 7 maybe an 8 on a good day" Who look kinda athletic but would probably die if they had to run a mile Have depression but the kind that makes you funny Cars Check engine light is on No one else is allowed
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    Text - This is my brother's page. He owns his own company. He IS the boss. He's literally the only employee. Jonathan Warrington 3 hrs O I'm thankful to have a great boss! Complete Termite and Pest Control 3 hrs Congratulations to Jonathan Warrington for being employee of the month! Jonathan will get a 3 day and night all expense paid hunting and fishing trip to Arkansas for his hard work!
  • 04
    Text - god's sexiest angel @airuhgo If cats don't want to be held like little babies maybe they shouldn't be roughly the size and shape of little babies 9:48 PM · 8/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 05
    Text - bad boy @badboychadhoy People who actually unpack their suitcase and use the dresser in their hotel room are at a level of responsibility that I will simply never attain
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    Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night
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    Text - KG @Kage_The_Mage To understand Millenials you have to understand that the happiest time of our lives was the 142 days between when Shrek released and 9/11. 2:42 PM · 2020-08-06 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Bob-ak @BabakPourmand Do you think billionaires say "I feel like a million bucks" when they're sad 9:28 AM 8/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone
  • 09
    Text - Babymaloe W @mar_nster Not wearing glasses anymore. I've seen enough 3:39 PM · 8/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Some Guy @RomaYury If lever become a surgeon, I would say right before the patient passes out from anesthesia, "Ok, pull up the WikiHow article."

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