Comedian Places 'Useful' Life Hacks On Signs All Over The Place

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Aug 26, 2020 3:00 PM EDT

Sometimes, all you need is a piece of life advice written on a hilarious and unsuspecting place to brighten your day. Whether it's in the supermarket or stuck to a tree, Jeff Wysaski produces the funny life hacks we all need. The creator behind the comedy websites Pleated Jeans and Obvious Plant, Jeff has been placing these entertaining posters all over town, and they're brilliant. Scroll through for a guaranteed laugh.  

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  • 01
    Toilet paper - Dating Tip O If you exit the bathroom on a date completely wrapped in toilet paper and say, "We have so much in Tutan-common" she will 100% sleep with you
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    Text - BATHROOM TIP NEVER WASH YOUR HANDS You'll build an insane germ tolerance & watch enemies your perish as you grow into an unstoppable god of immortality.
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    Snack - DEVIL'S FOOD DONUTS (319g) Store Tip! GO AHEAD: Unload your feelings on the lady giving out free samples. It's like a free therapy session; she's stuck there and can't leave no matter how hard you cry. 316 #28793 Hostess HOHe Baked fresh-
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    Green - The easiest way to get a girlfriend is to make sure she sees you practicing karate on the beach framed by a brilliant sunset
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    Text - RUDYS recommendation Try hiding M&Ms and other small gifts in your hair so the hairdresser earns little rewards along the way.
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    Canning - 4OU SODIUM NET WT. 24 02 (I LB 02 60 9g SUGAR Store Tip! "Can I spaghetti your number?" is a great pickup line! Try standing here and shouting it at every girl that walks by...it's bound to work eventually. 316 #19296 ored with Savory Bacon Basil Pesto ALFRE DO SAUCR MAS 70 RO
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    Green - BATHROOM TIP Going Number 2? Discreetly cover up your p0oop sounds by continually shrieking at the top of your lungs
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    Advertising - OVEREXPOSE Celebrity Bc Blunders! knr 1 28010 OE Store Tip! Burn some extra calories in line by jumping on the conveyer belt and using 64552 it like a treadmill. 316 #18634 KBLOE'S FINAL B TO SAVE LAMAR SUMMER STY SPECTAC icial! Jen is. Now Bee Destroyed loe
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    Text - LINE TIP O Make your trip to Chipotle more fun by audibly scoffing at each ingredient choice made by the person in front of you CHIPOTLE MEXICAN GRILL Ialll
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    Food - NET WT 1.75gt (1.66L) PIMA PAL Rich caramel macchiato ice cream Store Tip! Stay warm in the freezer aisle by rubbing up against the other shoppers. MORE S R CONT 316 #17987 r48 or lading OOPS TAINER 15 more ands The Best Tar Every Dey ook Farmer Ouned Since 1909
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    Text - MONEY TIP: 1. Rob an IHOP 2. You're in international territory 3. The cops can't arrest you
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    Text - BL. TM reat taste.. aturally Store Tip! "Accidentally" buy the potato chips your spouse doesn't like so you don't have to share. 316 #17653 10DEC15 09171628 100
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    Text - LIFE HACK O Win any staring contest by slowly going in for a kiss without breaking eye contact
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    Bumper - LIC 3099 DARK 12.5 FL OZ (369mL) Store Tip! Make your pancakes more 'metal' by referring to the maple syrup as 'tree blood.' 316 #19652
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    Text - look harder to see them. NO REFUNDS, EXCHANGES, OR RAIN CHECKS TICKETS ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE Warning! Do not take your girl to the zoo EVERYTHING IS CUTER THAN YOU she'll fall in love with a koala & leave you it happened to me she lives in a tree now
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    Text - Enter a bank and yell: "NOBODY MOVE I'M RUBBING THIS BANK" Then start rubbing the walls HAHA it's not illegal they can't arrest you!
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