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    Text - blinkpen shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father's house at night while chanting ominously about his sins, slytherin-stud This took a weird turn, but l'm still on board
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    Cartoon - Me: "Can I go to the bathroom?" Teacher: "I don't know, can you?" Me about to shit myself to prove a point: FUN-TASTIC @Jib RUN 26 Comments • 369 Shares O Like Comment Share Arguing grammar and semantics with someone with a loaded butt is a dangerous game to play.
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    Text - rishi! @rishipuff i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride 6:11 AM · 9/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone 60.7K Retweets 1,393 Quote Tweets 476K Likes
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    Text - Alexander Small • 17 hours ago I remember my grandad saying that condoms were so widely available in his unit that they had competitions of what was the most ludicrous thing you could fit a condom over. After a soldier reported to the medic after having being bitten by a snake after trying to "give it a raincoat" the CO put an end to it. 90 1
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    Text - LY 38 @revelcult wait whats it called when the baby debuts 1:32 am · 14/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1 Like om nom nom mochi seulgi @prsvel... · 55s Replying to @revelcult birth? LY 8 @revelcult · 47s ОН ҮEAH
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    Water - angery foosh @teaandrobots apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name to reflect their true usage. something like BYRDKONTAIN or HÖNKHALT OSectet World /SWNS.com
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    Text - Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins Not all chihuahuas are truly chihuahuas. The real ones come ONLY from the Chihuahua region in Mexico. The rest are just sparkling dogs.
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    Text - Thread miles @crueltheses I hate people with main character syndrome oh my god 7:22 AM - Sep 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 5.5K Retweets 1.3K Quote Tweets 56.9K Likes
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    Text - Specialist_Celery · 6h 26 Awards Diving the day before a hurricane on a small south pacific island. Out of nowhere a black and white sea snake (venomous) wrapped itself around my arm. Apparently this happens from time to time before major storms- they can sense it and look for things that are heading towards the shore so that they don't have to put in so much effort to get out of the sea. As soon as I was in the shallows it uncurled and headed up the beach where it hid under a breadfruit
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    Text - Niggaz Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN I wish girls boobs were filled with Gatorade so I could refuel mid-smash 4:04 PM · 4/27/20 · Twitter for iPad 6,533 Retweets 35.4K Likes
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    Text - PrestigeAlien @Left4mine 23s If life is a boat then I guess mine's a cement canoe.
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    Text - hiba @iatemuggles can we stop putting tacky graphics on everything? ill find a shirt in forever 21 that looks like something id want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like "slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes" and i just wanna know who the f asked for that?
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    Text - Mirror Ie LIKE Church reverend pictured with crisps on his nipples during 4-day cocaine and ketamine-fuelled bender
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    Text - James Allen McCune @JAllenMc Man I forgot my mask when walking my dog just now, and felt some brand new form of stress I didn't know existed until recently. I can't be going outside without my face-panties anymore, it's indecent. 12:39 AM 05 Sep 20 · Twitter for iPhone >
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    Text - gg allin @tigersgoroooar i'm sure sex is great, but have you ever gotten stoned and eaten a burrito alone in your underwear and dozed off in the middle of it and then been startled awake by a loud sound on tv and so resumed eating your burrito, unsure of how many minutes or hours or even days had passed.
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    Text - Katie O'Brien @katiecobrien AlLI know is nothing's been the same since that cowboy kid yodeled in Wal Mart. He opened the portal to hell.
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    Text - danny nett friendly reminder that planet earth is a dense molten core encased in a layer of solids and therefore is, technically speaking, a ravioli
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