Funny, Satirical Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books

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Sep 12, 2020 4:00 PM EDT

You may have thought that magic would stop Harry Potter from falling into the usual mid-life crisis pitfalls that befall us all, but you'd be wrong. Or at least you would be, according to SomeECards, who have reimagined Harry Potter as a slightly dull, balding white-collar worker. These funny but sad stories probably aren't what J. K. Rowling had in mind for Harry following the events in Deathly Hallows, but I guess even wizards peak at some point, and then, as with the rest of us, it's downhill from there.

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    Cartoon - Harly Potter AND THE REGULAR MIRROR THAT DOESN'T GIVE HIM HOPE FROM HIS DEAD PARENTS BUT JUST REFLECTS HIS SaD FacE J.K.ROWVLING someecards.com
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    Text - Harly Potter aND THE FINANCIAL SORCERY NEEDED TO PUT TWO KIDS THROUGH HOGWARTS aND STILL RETIRE AT 65 PLAN RISKS BUDGET LK.ROWIING someecards.com
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    Cartoon - Harty Potter aND THE WINGARDIUM LEVIOSa SPELL THaTS laSTED MORE THAN 4 HourS J.K.ROWIING someecards.com
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    Font - Hanty Potter AND THE PENSIEVE THAT ALLOWS You To SEE WHETHER A REVERSE MORTGAGE IS RIGHT FOR YOU FOR SALE J.K.ROWVIING someecards.com
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    Cartoon - Harly Potter AND THE HOPEFULLY BENIGN CoLOn POLYP J.K ROWIING someecards.com
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    Text - Harly Potter aND THE CLUMSY EFFORT TO RECONNECT WITH Сно СнаNG ON FACEBOOK Friend Request Sent Cho Chang 71e Frends Ad Frend J.K.ROWVIING someecards.com
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    Poster - Harly Potter AND THE UNSHAKABLE FEELING THOT HE COUID HAYE GONE PRO AT QUIDDITCH IF HE HADNT GOTTEN MARRIED AND HaD KIDS J.K.ROWLING someecards.com
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