Alright, snap out of it. It's time to stop your downward spiral of self hatred. You're a good person and people say nice things about you.
So instead of sitting there and feeling sorry for yourself, why don't you do something productive, like browse wholesome memes, with one hand of course. Keep playing Super Mario Run, that's the key here, don't forget what this list is all about.
Of course there are other things people joke about doing with one hand online, but this is a WHOLESOME LIST.