Some Very Rare Insults You Don't See Everyday

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andcallmeshirley
Oct 7, 2020 3:38 AM EDT

When it comes to internet feuds some people don't settle for regular old insults. No, these creative geniuses come up with their own, uh... unique descriptors, and the results are often impressive. We're glad we're not on the receiving ends of some of these rare insults and roasts.

Enjoy these A+ insults and take a look at these funny tweets if you're in the mood for more social media smart asses.

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    Text - Brown Dwarf Jupiter Earth Comments 13K eyr z· 2 hours ago (edited) If you ever want to roast someone, tell them that they're a star - a brown dwarf star. Not very hot Not very bright V Up to 90 times the mass of Jupiter Bonus: A huge disappointment to their mums It 772 目10 10 REPLIES
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    Text - 98FM.COM Contactless Card Machines To Be Introduced In Catholic Churches Just need contactless priests now and were laughing 8h Like Reply
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    Text - TheOdd1sOut O @theodd1sout 31m Roast me 2,346 27 190 5,498 george watsky @gwatsky Replying to @theodd1sout 2 dimensional-ass 3:00 PM · 23 Sep 20 · Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 41 Likes
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    White-collar worker - Sam Darnold looks like a Lego fireman. O TOYOTA O TOY Let's G Let's Go Plac TA @NYJETS Places YOTA Go Places TOY Let's Go CANS
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    Text - thebibliosphere S eruvadhril Follow BEA arrogantbullyingtoerag hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having "never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name" in 1817. yeah me too. Source: arrogantbullyingtoerag 95,816 notes
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    Music artist - i EW.COM Jack Black and Jack White finally team up to record a song as Jack Gray Johnny white looks like that one cockroach ft from the first men in black movie after the body starts rotting 中
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    Product - r/ATBGE • 2h · i.redd.it how to spend millions to ruin the London skyline 1 176 26 1 Share Award 27m Was that building written in comic sans? Reply ...
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    Facial hair - Entertainme Entertaiment Kommentare 4844 vor 3 Wochen J If axe body spray was a person 1343 目 14
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    Text - rav @Doughbvy guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic >
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    Text - NPC 1 week ago "Assuming you're infected" Well, that's not very scientific is it? Mandating free and healthy kids and adults to wear a Mask "assuming you're infected" is not ethical in any way. 凸1 回3 Todd Garren•6 days ago @NPC When people as stupid as you go in for a colonoscopy .. they schedule it under "brain surgery."
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    Conversation - What's it like being the daughter of the best chef in the world? But Jamie Oliver's not my dad. DEAD BODY REPORTED
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    Dish - Comments 7.6K 1 month ago he's talking about him wanting women which age like wine while he's out there aging like milk
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    Text - 24.9k 9.9k 1 Share Award 4h O E O 3 Awards America's dad, Bill Cosby. Reply 15.8k 4h 1 Award Who was the mom? 6.6k • 4h O & Q 102 Awards Sleeping beauty 20.3k ...
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    Text - Something Mildly Creative @Ma00 ° 2d v Replying to @theodd1sout You look like you're about to go on your first date but mom stopped you to take a picture of her big boy 25 27 66 5,481 TheoddisOut @theodd1sout • 1d (the accuracy tho) 12 3,127 3 more replies
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    Product - 主 X Comments 7.3K 1 month ago She's the type of person that thinks every non straight women has a crush on her 1.5K 目 21 21 replies
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    Text - Dense The spread of Corona virus is based on two factors. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is. You wrote the same thing twice.. what's the other one ? 52m 7 likes Reply Hide replies you're #2 Rep
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    Text - In 1719, prisoners in Paris were offered freedom as long as they were willing to marry a prostitute and move to Louisiana. QUINQUENPOIX HISTORYCOLLECTION.COM überfacts * 10K 556 Comments • 1.6K Shares Like Comment Share Tyler A proud tradition that they have carried on to this day
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    Text - @MrBeastYT 2h Unless of course you want to lose MrBeast money! Then buy tons :D 285 27 192 19.5K Replying to @MrBeastYT Hear me out jimmy I'm 19 and 10 weeks pregnant my boyfriend and Ilive within two hours of you and we both will do literally anything for money 11:39 AM 23 Sep 20 · Twitter for iPhone 24m and @MrBeastYT Maybe that's how she got pregnant in the first place. Doing anything for money
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    Chef - This Guy Eats Fruit For The First Time Ever 11M views · 2 years ago + 170K 131K Share Download Save BuzzFeedVideo BuzzFeeo VIDEO SUBSCRIBE 20.2M subscribers Comments 74K He's the type of guy that goes to a fancy restaurant and orders grilled cheese
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    Text - sparkafterdark Unfortunately to "get on your level" I'd need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
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    Text - My Ex last seen today at 8:49 PM TODAY You remember me...? 8:46 PM Sorry i don't look down before i flush 8:49 PM ...
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    Text - what the hell is milk please help me wtf 1 year ago i was laughing at this for like 10 minutes jfjdjrjr It 74 REPLY Hide 6 replies D Dangel20 2 months ago stroke? 1 REPLY Ferrallezz 1 month ago Dangel20 yes. 1 41 REPLY Ferrallezz 1 month ago Jdjdnnhdhdndhfjdnrfifjf It 1 4 REPLY sealoo 1 month ago it isn't a stroke, they are speaking tumblr It 5 REPLY
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    Text - therecoveringproblemchild @MemeDaddyBae Fun fact: a blue whales anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest as de on the planet, right behind people who drive under the speed limit in the left lane.
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    Text - Speech 100 that makes no sense I'm making fun of your lack of conversation skills oh ok weight 300 DEAD BODY REPORTED
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    Text - ll Orange F 15:16 © 39 % Tweet Wheres the curve O 10:12 · 22/09/2020 · Twitter for Android Hoo, boy. A curvature of 1.0 appears as a circle of an angular radius of 57.3° corresponding to an altitude of approximately 2,640 km (1,640 mi) above Earth's surface. That curvature of 1.0 still seems higher than your IQ, you slimy, uneducated shite. 1 Tweetez votre réponse.
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    Font - a day ago I'm an Influencer 1 ^| v 3 Reply a day ago you only influence the worldwide herpes cases 1 A v 1 Reply
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    Leg - O r/facepalm Posted by 2h • i.redd.it Everyone who open carries thinks they look bad ass when in reality they look like the Sheriff of a Cracker Barrel. R RUGER
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    Text - 7:37 4nours ugo Nearly 10,000 people have signed an online petition to have Williams fired.. Viewers Left Furious After Wendy Williams Mocks Joaquin Phoenix's Cleft Lip As we get further and further into awards season, you'd think there would be nothing but praise for Joker star J. Replies Fire The second · 1 hour ago Wendy is the kind of person to call Air sexist because it made her hair bad I6 236 史 回3
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    Facial expression - ATTAWAY GENERAL I Season 11 Ep. 1: TVs Comments 17K Burt Macklin•3 months ago These people are delivering their lines exactly FBI how I imagine bread would talk 9.9K 67 67 REPLIES
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    Team - #1 #10 #2 #3 #4 #5 9# #9 VIP #7 #8 34 OMYBABYDOLLS O 433 93 Comments O Like Comment That's not a vagina that's a clown car %23 %23
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    Photography - When you have a whole army but you lose to | farmers What have americans done + उन) 317.5K 12.1K Amazing how I become fiercely patriotic 2080 when a overly tanned crumpet tries to diss America 9-17 made with mematic 1TR1
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    Jacket - Elijah Wood out here lookin' like a 21 year old art student whom just had her first lesbian experience..
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    Hair - Comments 16K d4rkCyclOne • 2 days ago You seem like a person who would lick your finger when reading on a kindle 902 目 29
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    Head - He looks like the word "bruh" 18 tis. 1
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    Text - Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt 2h Kinda wish so many freedom seeds weren't flying out of anger pipes into people's thinky coconuts and organ barrels and making their loved ones leak so much boo-hoo water out of their peep orbs. NRA NRA O @NRA 1d Ammo Sales SURGE 139% That's a lot of freedom seeds. 263 272,989 19.9K
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    Face - LTE 12:44 Or/rareinsults stepping out today hide ya girl e9 childish sadbino @datassque ima hide wit her 32 7 Share NEW COMMENTS chipfranks · 3m An airplane could land on that space if it were an emergency. Add a comment II
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