Funny Memes That Live At The Intersection Of Law And Crime

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Ada Elder
Nov 28, 2021 8:00 AM EST

You don't need to be a lawyer or a "criminal" to enjoy this assortment of memes. Their relation to the legal system is loose at best - instead of dealing with real, heavy issues, this gallery focuses more on amusing (and fabricated) courtroom interactions, foiled criminal acts, and general mockery of the law. Which we wholeheartedly support when tasty memes come out of it.

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  • 01
    Text - Rollman @Rollmaninoz Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again 4/5/15, 3:06 AM 4,382 RETWEETS 7,869 LIKES
    via @Rollmaninoz
  • 02
    Text - Hoppers @FrogAvalanche Following Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
    via @FrogAvalanche
  • 03
    Text - t7 tomsauced Retweeted unanimated corpse @davidkenny100 I grew up just a stone's throw away from where that whole family died of mysterious head injuries 16/02/2017, 16:22 428 RETWEETS 832 LIKES
    via @davidkenny100
  • 04
    Photo caption - P VIA 8SHIT Did you know? You can sneak a chocolate into American movie theaters with this trick.
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 05
    Text - GUILTY PLEA ALVIN CROSS, JR. DOUOHERTY CONTY TERI DCE Guy Accidentally Texts His Probation Officer "You Have Some Weed?"
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 06
    Text - Marc Lacey O @marclacey 14-1111 CONSENATIVE MODERATE A Prisoner Who Briefly Died Argues That He's Served His Life Sentence A Prisoner Who Briefly Died Argues That He's Served His Life Sentence nytimes.com 20:57 · 2019-11-08 · Twitter Web Client 940 Retweets 2 435 Likes
    via @marclacey
  • 07
    Public speaking - Nobody: alcoholic dads at 2am: "Hi kids, do you like violence?"
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 08
    Land vehicle - Kati Clayburn Friday at 9:08 PM • Y'all be careful out there. My friend had 2 Cowboys tickets sitting on the console. They broke in his vehicle and left 4 more.
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 09
    Text - sextronautt how can lawyers argue without crying lightspeedsound I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude Source: sextronautt 1,277,233 notes
    via @sextronautt
  • 10
    News - NEW ORLEANS MAN SAYS HIS THREAT TO BLOW UP A BATHROOM HAD NOTHING TO D0 WITH A BOMB FOX 26 houston.com
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 11
    Photo caption - INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES one has a one structured settlement needs cash now CALL J.G. WENTWORTI 877-CASH-NOW
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 12
    Text - Keaton Patti Follow @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of lawyer commercials and then asked it to write a lawyer commercial of its own. Here is the first page. LAWYER COMMERCIAL INT. FIRM LAW ROOM A LAWYER stands next to a shelf with books. The books are very wide. They have eaten too many words. LAWYER Have you been hurt in an accidental car? Has the government sold your lungs without asking nicely? Are you Mesothelioma? Answer me! The lawyer opens a briefcase. It's fu
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 13
    Text - 7 Brent retweeted Truckstop Vigilante @BRENTHOR Yes, judge I do have something to say. If you truly are what you eat then I am an innocent man. Thank you. 12/18/14, 12:38 PM 284 RETWEETS 636 FAVORITES
    via BRENTHOR
  • 14
    Standing - Follow me for more recipes
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 15
    Face - Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 16
    Text - Marf - Follow @MarfSalvador [Interview room] Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present Cop: You ARE the lawyer Me: So where's my present?!
    via @MarfSalvador
  • 17
    Text - Name: Date: Criminal Justice Vocabulary Terms ACTUALCUSTODY 1 RIBIL AD W B D W K SAC BURGLARYKEYIZJ ZGBER SCITSILANIMIRCD 1 V 4 AINUN V GOoZ GTYUFQ DA VIN 1 MB S HIBCA U FWES A D JUD QCRIMINOLOGYA C A 4 T C AR O ZT P 4 T 1 PHRODB K S N R FTPIIUGOJRE X S LRZ Y 1 1 BLNOR Z TOULL X B N I A HELLIABUTZ P X A Q A QQ PT N YLAL RRAFZ Q V XE X Z I SFOCMA EDGLY NRA ELSD X D J LFG BO FA O OS NTZ W WARARS ONL 4 G V N Z LX H C Q WORF 4 Y VR L C S FAINBG MELIGCA 1 B N G U G S BATTERYUHVEKILJAB W v 1 Y
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 18
    Text - Merry Christmas from your lawyer: but in no way guarantee I wish you / aMerry Christmas reasonably andlor festive period including but, reasonably not limited to and a happy new year: twelve (12) manths from the date hereof. KU Kenh M9. Cne eros aldmosa vatnoM
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 19
    Text - UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE FEDERAL BUREU OF INVESTIOATION Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you gonna never make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 20
    Text - Dave @T_N_Crumpets Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"] Me: hot milky
    via @T_N_Crumpets
  • 21
    Adaptation - Lawyer: were you at the movies last Friday? Мe: no Lawyer: neither was the killer Crowd: *gasps* @baptain_brunch
    via @baptain_brunch
  • 22
    Text - Lawsuits are just rap battles for white people. Taj Gunn • 3 hours ago 10 1
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 23
    Text - Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience.
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 24
    Text - Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny Judge: what? Lawyer: he's in a cent Judge: you're going to jail with him @baptain_brunch
    via @baptain_brunch
  • 25
    Alcohol - Find you someone that looks at you the way this guy looks at his weed from the back of a cop car
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 26
    Text - pilau @FU_TangClan me: I can't do it I'm too shy, you ask her friend: no way man you do it me: *giggles* gimme your money this is a robbery 9:55 a.m. · 17 Jan. 20 · Twitter for iPhone 581 Retweets 2,834 Likes >
    via @pilau
  • 27
    Text - You g alarmingpenguin instagramofficial: cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you me: yeah he was not very friendly Source: instagramofficial 216,765 notes ... A
    via @instagramofficial
  • 28
    Tapir - Nobody: Bears without the 2nd Amendment:
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 29
    Text - Goats? @Gooooats THUG 1940s Detective: It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blond walked into my office. She had 13, maybe 14 legs. Way too many. 10:35 AM 05 Jun 17 · Twitter Web Client
    via @Gooooats
  • 30
    Fictional character - caw? CAW! cawcaw! CAW & ORDER
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 31
    Motor vehicle - COMEDIANS INCARS GETTING CRACK NETFLIX @CITIZENSARRES TS You're gonna want to park behind the Denny's
    via @citizensarrests
  • 32
    Facial hair - NETFLIX A NETFLIX DOCUMENTARY SERIES MAKING A HAMBURGER @theplugformemes
    via mywifeshusbandisanahole
  • 33
    Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Judge :l order you to pay £10,000. Mario: Why? Judge: It's a fine. Mario: (sadly) No itsa not.
    via @Dadsaysjokes
  • 34
    Text - Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente I refuse to believe this lawyer has ever lost a case with this power tie. #TigerKing 3,613 15:47 - 22 Mar 2020 Q 205 people are talking about this >
    via @stoolpresidente
  • 35
    Text - Floyd @dafloydsta JUDGE: You're charged with stealing penguins from the zoo. ME: *lips right on mic* I needed groomsmen for my wedding, your Honor. 17/01/2017, 17:23
    via @dafloydsta

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