Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (October 2, 2020)

A week might not seem like a long time, but seven days is long enough for humanity to philosophize and ponder, allowing me to create the latest list of shower thoughts for you. Because that's precisely what shower thoughts are; the deepest thoughts of the average joe, imagined while pondering away and cleansing themselves at the end (or beginning) of the day. Scroll through, be inspired, and then check out last week's in case you missed them. 

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Isab00by 2 days ago 2 31 13 10 16 9 11 Kids don't like sleeping so much because they haven't gotten bored with life yet.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/dd28064212 4 days ago 19 8 11 @3 7 6 Water can taste great for 4 billion years, but one night in a glass beside the bed and it tastes terrible.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SayLittleDoMuch 1 day ago 16 8 13 15 2 12 Cookie Monster doesn't even eat the cookies, he just pulverizes them for sport. Which is exactly something you'd expect a Cookie Monster to do.
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    Text - C r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/luckiestunluckygrl42 6 days ago 12 4 3 11 8 9 8 Sometimes an employee's most impressive efforts for a company are when they are fixing a mistake they hope their boss never finds out about.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/SayLittleDoMuch 2 days ago 8 12 7 5 4 6 Normally the floor is what stops gravity from killing us, but if we get too far from it, gravity uses the floor to kill us.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Kr1sna 4 days ago 11 4 96 3 6 For some reason anything we like to watch suddenly becomes 100x cringer when our parents are around
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/BraverXIII 2 days ago 2 W 2 2 4 "Twister" doesn't get enough credit for being the only mainstream party game that lets you have a fully-clothed orgy with your friends.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/TimeJustHappens 19 hours ago 4 4 Random compliments from strangers feel more genuine than from friends, even though we trust our friends more
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    Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/J_Blazer5216 days ago Pretending we can't see camo is a universal inside joke, and it will never get old
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Sholsky2 2 days ago Nudes sent with the anime Snapchat filter are technically hentai
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    Text - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/hyphybonbon 1 day ago Technology nearly killed the postal service with the introduction of the email, but then completely saved it with the introduction of online shopping.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/haddock420 6 days ago 2 Drop a live lobster into boiling water, you're a chef. Do the same thing to a live cat and you're a monster.
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