15+ Cringey Instances Of People Eating Food Wrong

Until recently, we didn't think eating was that hard. If you weren't raised by wolves, chances are you can employ cutlery with ease, and know the proper way to eat a burrito or a slice of pizza. It's not rocket science. But somehow, there are people who are alive and exist who make a terrible mockery of the conventions of consumption. It's time for us to raise awareness and take a stand against these absolute monsters.

Posted by Ada Elder

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This is the time for parents to take responsibility for their grievous errors.

Via @CUTechBuff
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That's one way to assuage caloric guilt.

Via CreepingXxstory
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Why the hell is this a thing?

Via @_SchoolboyQueen
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Just...no.

Via CreepingXxstory
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5
A little extra fiber.

Via CreepingXxstory
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WANTED: For crimes against glizzies.

Via CreepingXxstory
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Via @doggurly
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Just normal human things.

Via CreepingXxstory
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Via CreepingXxstory
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OK cyborg

Via CreepingXxstory
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Looks like someone's got a gag reflex.

Via CreepingXxstory
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Via CreepingXxstory
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Via CreepingXxstory
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Is this "fusion"?

Via CreepingXxstory
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Via CreepingXxstory
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Horrifying.

Via @rockindigo
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Emancipate his ass

Via @FlaminArianna
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This is on YOU.

Via themetapicture.com
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You are definitely weird, girl.

Via @Jewel_Emree