Ever miss the joyous rush of receiving a phone call from an angry, confused, or non-English speaking person on your landline? Sometimes they'd be gruff and insistent that they had called the right number. Other times the caller would seem timid, as though they were commtiting some kind of shameful or punishable offense.
Was life that boring before the advent of high speed internet and cell phones? Either way, while these wrong number texts lack the kind of absurd satisfaction of getting a rageful, nervous or confused call from a stranger, they're still packed with excellent and unintentional humor. Can we get an 'F' in the comments for the poor lads who snagged fake numbers? They deserve our respect.
Honestly this one just hurt to read. Do better.
Poor guy.
If we were Mario this would actually be an appreciated text. Been a while since someone said something that nice to us.
Sophie was not interested.
Hey, people name their kids some weird shit these days.
Hey, they've got a point.