Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (October 16, 2020)

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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Lemur001 2 days ago 25 12 e8 3 15 7 A 8 People who don't indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to help co-operate.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Limmy92 2 days ago 10 5 5 3 8 7 7 Overall, chickens have probably flown further as an airline meal than they have as a species.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/misterkairos 1 day ago 5 0 4 5 S 4 5 E9 Probably the greatest feeling of relief in history was when the first people to witness a total solar eclipse saw the sun returning to normal.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/ScherlundGaming 4 days ago 8 W 2 10 7 343 E2 You know a person in a movie is important when they step out of a car and you see their shoe first.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/WastedTalent442 6 days ago 7 27e3 3 9 6 5 2 In order to take a mental health day, we fake a physical health issue.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/misunderstoodbeing 4 days ago 5の12 @733 3 8 Parents notice your fake friends before you do.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Head_Doctor89 3 days ago 5 9 3 22 3 2 If there was an outfit that exposed what a bikini covers but covers what a bikini exposes, it would show less skin but be deemed more inappropiate.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts . Posted by u/kingmoobot 4 days ago 7 2 6 2 3 2 5 The day you cut your nails always seems to be the same day you need nails for something
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Lavinna 5 days ago 4 4 S 2 Somehow our proofreading capabilities increases exponentially after we click the 'post' button.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Draconic_Void 3 days ago 2 If we ever discover the secret to immortality, there will be hundreds of people who die the day before its released.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/KillerInstinctUltra 4 days ago It is annoying having to repeat yourself several times but gratifying to tell a story you have told a million times.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/harshamfk 7 days ago E e 33 2 When you kill a serial killer you're also killing his killing streak.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Witty-Guy 3 days ago Some people die while waiting on another season of their favorite show and die without ever knowing what happens next
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/kngfbng 5 days ago Cinderella must have had some pretty weird feet if her shoe would not fit any other woman in town.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/amadeusz20011 2 days ago It's interesting how people often feel uncomfortable showing their underwear even to friends, unless it's from a different material and has a tag saying it's a swimsuit, in which case it's totally fine to show it to absolute strangers

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