Things That Sound Wrong But Are Technically The Truth

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 11, 2020 5:38 AM EST

Sometimes the correct answer is not the one you expect.

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    woodworking - What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care.
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    Nose - You haven't lived if you haven't done this
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    Text - A Jon @ArfMeasures Doctor: you have 6 months to live Me: what?! Doctor: but I have a shot that can change that Me: thank god Doctor *loads gun* 3:15 PM · 6/29/20 Twitter for Android
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    Motor vehicle - Google Slides Google Slides razeu 围 Google Sheets Google Docs L Google Drive
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    Cartoon - Great run You lost 79 kg GOitsch
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    Text - gaygothur At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me. cantanopeshitthatwastaken coconut gaygothur I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can't say I disagree with you. oregonnukesailor has hair. give milk
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    Organism - My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with ? A dog. Dogs love meat.
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    Text - VeryTiwari @VeryTiwari On Halloween a kid came to my house wearing just plain posh clothes & a bow tie and a very sad face so I asked "What are you supposed to be?" He replied "Im Batman" I asked "But you aren't wearing the Batsuit" And he said "Neither was Batman when his parents were killed"
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/samzhengpro Im What is the worst state you've seen a public bathroom in? + Vote Share BEST COMMENTS PanicAtTheMetro Now New Jersey * Reply 1 Vote samzhengpro . Now No that's not what I meant Reply Vote
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    Organism - textpostgiant mantises are the closest living thing to centaurs luxtempestas www.theoi.con hello-kitty-senpai it checks out but dont ever say it again
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    Games - HONKERS she left me for a hybrid I didn't even hear him comig
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    Facial expression - Your car keys have traveled further than your car.
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    Product - "My dad recently got a 3D printer and made a stool sample for his doctor." New dad joke level = unlocked. STE 50mi NAE SPE SEN DAE SLUAP
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    Text - lar. - 6 mins · I support people's choice to street race because it's a victimless crime Like Comment You and 1 other Rob Until they t bone a family van full of kids killing the entire family. 4m Like Reply lan E. "an That's street crashing; which I am very against 3m Haha Reply 2
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    Text - r/interestingasf Posted by u/mrflyod · 2h • i.redd.it O 1 3 1 Christina 1913 - This still has been taken way before colour photography was even possible. This game-changing process was called the Autochrome Lumiere. Using dyed grains of potato starch and light-sensitive emulsion. This is not colourised. 2.4k 50 Share BEST COMMENTS - AutoModerator •2h Please report this post if: It is .. din7 · 2h 3 Awards So, it's potato quality? Reply 302 MyNamelsNitrox • 1h I mean, you're not wrong... A
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    Text - Me: He died of natural causes Cop: You pushed him off the roof Me: Well, I mean, gravity
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    Text - Give a Man a Fish, and you feed him for the day. Give a Man a poisoned fish, and you Feed him for Lifetime. ~Konfuzius
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    Text - jarvis johnson how is everyone holding up? @jarvis · 6h O77 27 252 3,755 Libb @libbaroni Gently, as not to disturb it. Birno 4:26 PM · 4/13/20 · Twitter for Android
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    Shoulder - You said he died of natural causes! Nou naturally die if you get two bullets to the head!
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    Product - Just got out of the shower. Wanna see? Yes Gimme a minute. There you go.
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    Vehicle door - HEY KIDS! GET THE F OFF MY LAWN!
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    Cartoon - FIRE EXIT OUT EXIT ONLY Bob loved the outdoors. Wound up with quite a collection.
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    Yellow - CHEESE IS JUST A LOAF OF MILK deositphotos depositphotos depositphotos depasiphatos
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    Font - A very rare photo of the Milky Way viewed from Mars
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    Job - I need a doctor's appointment Ok, how about 10 tommorow? GPunHubOnline No, I don't need that many
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    Flower - Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest Rakesh Prasad Because Mount Everest Can't Fly Like · Reply · 464 · 3 August 2016 at 23:06·
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    Text - Stockholm Stockholm is located in Stockholm Location within Stockholm County Show map of Stockholm Show map of Sweden OShow map of Europe O Show all
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    Hair - John 'take your care' Fury @joshuaS 10 Stay retired Paul you're a better commentator than fighter Paul Felder o @felderpaul Does it make you feel good saying that? Now would you say that to my face man to man? John 'take your care' Fury @joshuaS 10 Nope you'd kick my ass that's why I said it on twitter Paul Felder @felderpaul Fair enough
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    Text - Write 80-100 words. 80-100 uords
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    Text - Jupiter @JudithToday the United States Auntie Carpet Weed @AuntyCarpetW... 1d Who has the most annoying fan base?
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/lamgoodatsuffering 7m What are some tips to stop biting your own nails? Discussion Vote 11 1 Share BEST COMMENTS thisusrnmisalrdytkn • 7m KanyeWest_Official • 6m Amputate your arms Reply + +1 +
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    Fictional character - "Every surgery in the Lego universe is plastic surgery" u/elch3w Posted in r/dankmemes by u/elch3w O reddit
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    Text - My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink.
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    Text - ull Telenor DK 4G 1.01 PM 58 % Active noW Yea man I feel so cool rn You won't even believe it Damn Paint me a word picture Aa O.
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    Usb cable - Type C - for fast Charging Shivam Raj 34 minutes ago DD 200 VA
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    Advertising - FARM FRESH Butt Nuggets OCO FAT CHICKENS: THE PET THАТ POOPS BREAKFAST 9th
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    Floor - What a cool Pokemon Fanbase.
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    Clothing - Genius DOPEPOSTS Raman Rijal You can escape from police but not from death. O
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    Text - Electricity consumption in Europe in 1507 O kWh 0 kWh 0 kWh
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