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    Text - Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some s**ty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views · View Upvoters · Vi
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    Text - Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it • So, everyone claims they are doing it.
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    Mobile phone - SANSUNG Hold your finger
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    Text - CODE RED : THE UMM... I... I... I WEBSITE IS DOWN !! ACCIDENTALLY PUSHED SOME CODE TO PRODUCTION INSTEAD OF TESTING. Υου WHAT? FINALLY! WELCOME TO THE CLUB! I'M SORRY. I.. I'M NEW TO THIS...I WON'T DO IT AGAIN... I... I... @_workchronicles workchronicles.com twitter and instagram
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    Calendar - I prefer the first day I said the first day 1970 JAN SM T W TFS (1) 2 3 8 9 10 4 5 6 7 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Perfection
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    Text - Me: // The compiler: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
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    Text - Switches when you haven't finished the statement yet: Th ever ny iever an the fthe Pecs ation of ayin Give me a break
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    Text - Optimizing the code so that you can render large areas of the world without causing GPU overload and preventing NPC coroutines from executing when they are not visible. Matrix Architects Creating a virus that forces Matrix Architects the players to stay at home so that those areas don't have to be rendered and most coroutines can be safely disabled.
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    Text - *Interview* - Selection Sort - Bubble Sort - Quick Sort - Merge Sort - Radix Sort - Bucket Sort - XYZ Sort *Development* array.sort()
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    Comics - HEROES & VILLAINS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT BY O toggl JAVASCRIPT DEVELOPER You FIND A BUG You QUICKLY GOOGLE SOMETHING TO PASTE THAT'S OK UNLESS YoU OVER IT You FEEL HEAVY BUT HAVE TO FLY BACKEND DEVELOPER You USE ALL OF YOUR SKILLS AND TOOLS... TO FIND THE DEVELOPER WHO CAUSED IT You FIND A BUG WEB DEVELOPER YOU RELEASE A BUG You SQUASH IT, WHICH ONLY MAKES THE BUG MORE ORGANISED. NO. SUDO! TECHNICAL SUPPORT THE USER FINDS A BUG IT'S A FEATURE IT'S A FEATURE QUALITY ASSURANCE YOU CAN'T
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    Text - Kat Maddox @ctrlshifti · 43m you can tell that someone doesn't actually use javascript if all they do is talk about how much they hate it. the people who do use javascript are quiet; they know it's listening 2782 607
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    Forehead - Blerds Online Во @BlerdsOnline Shout out to Tom from MySpace. Homie cashed his check, and bounced. He never tried to influence elections, be an advocate for "free speech," purchase competitors, sell our information or any of that. Just taught us all some basic HTML and rolled out. BEACH ECTIOE AX L SMRE ERAL
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    Job - BACK-END DEVELOPPER DOING CSS
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    Facial expression - CEREAL MAIN So, when will that new feature be ready? It's just a mater of tinie Could be one month, could be two months GRAIL Three months? Could be Four months? COMO see that happening, yes That's a realistic timeline Eight months? Eleven months? Perhaps Ok, now really think hard about this one. One year? | could see that as a very real possibility
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    Text - 90% RISK OF TRANSMISSION 30% RISK OF TRANSMISSION 5% RISK OF TRANSMISSION 1.5% RISK OF TRANSMISSION "I program in HTML" 0% RISK OF TRANSMISSION
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    Brain - Using a game engine so that you don't waste time doing work somebody else already did Using a high level graphics API so that you have more granular control over your code Using a low level graphics API so that you have very granular control over the hardware and your code runs very fast "Fk it l'm writing a text adventure"
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    Text - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS O 0 A 0 @jamnotanartisk.
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    Cartoon - Does your dog bite? No, but it can hurt you in other ways. USING LINUX, USING VIM, !USING A MOUSE DOESN'T MAKE YOU A GOOD PROGRAMMER imgflip.com
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    Text - = # | python 10/19/2020 hey guys why am I getting an Syntax error on line 14? 13 document.querySelector("#button").addEventListener("click", (e)=>{ 14 15 }) (code censored for privacy reasons)
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    Text - Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro Using Python's machine learning library, I whipped up a quick election model. I ran the model 40,000 times, and in each simulation, the string "hello world!" printed on the screen and nothing else. 5:01 · 28 Oct 20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - SOME INSECTS LOOK AT THIS BEETLE. ARE SO STRONG. HE CODES IN ASSEMBLY BUT HE DOES NOT CRY. FOR A LIVING DenverCoder poorlydrawnlines.com
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    Cartoon - Java split() uRustGan C#7 Split() PHP explode()
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    Arm - Naming a variable something funny ROM Forgetting what the fuuk that variable is made with mematic
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    Recreation - How other people debug their code cem passing docs 0.5.0 pair "Ogrammine Ck dock rubber-duck integration testing debugging containerisation code quality estock approval processes known unknowns Sans Go cope passworg urasswordurises tePassword. Null passed (0.003 s) tePassword Emptysering passed (0.003 s Password Missing OneNumber passed (0. s Password Missing OnetipperCaselemer passed Password Missing Onet.owerCaseletter passed Gorod gettyi How I debug my code ini_set('display_error
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    Cartoon - Google killing a child FBI Google killing a child process stack overflow FBI
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    Text - Employers of reddit, what is the most Inappropriate piece of clothing someone has worn to an job interview? Discussion A guy showed up in flip flops, cargo shorts and a tank top. Ended up being the best interview of the day by miles, ended up one of the best people I ever hired. I still don't recommend anyone do this, but it has worked. Reply 7.4k horsesaregay 3h Programmer? 1.3k ... Tivia • 3h Yep. 1 1.3k
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    Text - Coder1: How's it going? Coder2: Terrible. I've been working on this thing for two days and don't know what's wrong. First it does this, then it does that, and then it... um... oh... ok... I know what it is. Hey, thanks for your help. Coder1: No problem.
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    Face - A <div> Editor Editor CEditor What have you done? He doesn't know how to deal with unclosed tags Editor </div> sup. Editor Editor viSTA
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    Text - Original Pancake @grubes14 My biggest fear is that l'll one day run into a problem that hasn't been solved on @StackOverflow and I'll have to restart my project with a different technology 10:57 AM 03 Sep 19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - *writes the entire code* *friends after changing the variable names* Our code
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    Facial expression - Trick OR Treat Trick AND Treat Trick XOR Treat Trick NOR Treat Trick NAND Treat Trick XNOR Treat @38mo1
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    Terrestrial animal - 1990 programmers 2020 programmers I just made an Os for a microcontroller that has 1kb of memory and now I'm going to implement some kind of encription system how to create a button in html imgflip.com
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    Text - James Tucker @tucker_dev Tabs, the programmer's Todo list since 1994. 8:49 PM · 22 Oct 20 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 30 Likes
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    Text - When you find that random repository doing God's work. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ington Los CUBA MÉXICO Cudad de WGNTV.COM McDonald's fan creates live map to track every broken ice cream machine in America
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    Action-adventure game - Senior Devs having an argument over project implementation Me not understanding half the shit that's going on made with mematic
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    Cartoon - When you're the senior dev on the team Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you? I mean, you know, it's my job, right? Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
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    Text - Rrd Allah Dawood Ali AO IAPISESS VLI EN KU @yugdiputsa The best apps I have developed: 1. Hello World 2. Test App 3. Untitled Project 9:55 AM · 15 Aug 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Product - Are you a robot? I'm not a robot reCAPTCHA Privacy-Terms Boston Dynan

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