Meowmoirs: November 13, 2020 The Light Squares

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Nov 13, 2020 2:00 PM EST

Studying his new environment, Earnie begins noticing that, even though they pay a lot of attention to him, they don't always pay attention to him when he wants them to. Why? Light squares - i.e. the TV, the computer and the phones. He both hates and loves them. 

Meowmoirs: laptops are heaters, and phones are haters. 

Read about Earnie's love/hate relationship with the strange squares of light that the humans spend hours staring at. He's been trying to figure out their uses and only managed to figure out some. 

Read last week's entry that's all about 'the chamber of water' (the bathroom) here!

You can hop back to the first entry about the day of adoption right here as well. 

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    Text - Entry 6: The Light Squares CНEEZ BURGE November 13, 2020 Some human implements confuse me. The plants that don't smell like plants, the metal squares with the wet food that I can't open with my mighty claws but the humans can open with no claws, the water bowls in the water torture chamber, especially the one they sit on. And then there are the light squares. These contraptions may be the worst offenders of them all. There are multiple ones that I've spotted: the largest light square that
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    Text - SMLNNO I'm not exaggerating Hours uponCHEEZ hours, looking at the light from these things. Hours on the couch in the living room, hours at the desk. The pick up the small light squares first thing when and they watch them they wake up. before going to bed. I am not sure why they do it, but ľ've tried to figure it out. my best The large light square in the living, I've stared at with the humans. I even copied their sprawled position on the couch thinking that perhaps that would have an eff
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    Text - CANHAS But them having naps in front of it EEZ does bring them closer to a normal GER. sleeping schedule of many naps a day instead of their unclear once a day method, so I don't and no naps argue. The large light square does more good than harm. The medium light square is the one I think i have fiqured out the use of. It's warm. This discovery, I made one day when the human spent too many hours in front of the square and wasn't paying attention to me when I called. I sat on the square. T
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    Text - Since then, I have declared the medium light square my new seat, but the RGER humans have the gall to keep taking me off it. They're getting bold. It's dangerous. I must retake control, so I insist and sit on the square as many times as possible. Can't let the humans think that they have the upper hand. I have considered peeing on it, but I have yet to find an opportunity to do so. There will be an update if i do. The small light squares, I cannot understand whatsoever. No drowsing proper
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    Text - All of the light squares are incredibly inconvenient to me regardless of their uses to the humans. The humans pay so much attention to these implements, they sometimes don't hear me calling when I want to show them the bird in the window or when I want one of the tasty nuggets. It's catastrophic. One time, the human was in the middle of petting me, and I was having the purr of a lifetime, and suddenly, sound blasts out of the small light square, and the human left me. Me! Just left! No re
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    Text - ICANTAS In an act of I climbed uplon EZ revenge, my shelf throne and kicked something off it. I don't even remember what it was. The item was of no value to me. just wanted to have it fall and make noise. And it sure did make the human run back to me, still clutching the light square. I didn't get a nugget from him, I only got a finger wag so it was an overall rotten experience. I did to get a nugget from the manage female human later that day, using my magical soft meow. Ah, works every
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    Text - CANHAS Not that I hate when they give meHEEZ attention, especially if it ends with wet R. food being put in my bowl, but their neediness is truly tiring sometimes. Totally codependent on me. I may enjoy it. slightly. But not too much. Personally, I do quite like the medium light square and its warmth. though So, I kind of understand why they spend so much time with it. It keeps my behind wonderfully toasty.
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