Things That Sound Oh So Wrong But Are Technically Right

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Nov 29, 2020 5:38 AM EST

Dad jokes generally go hand in hand with pointing out that something is technically true, resulting in a cringeworthy but yes, technically true, joke. If this kind of humor makes you laugh instead of cringe, have a look at our latest memes from r/technicallythetruth and prepare for some seriously silly memes.

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    Text - Strippers Grinding men's bones to make Giants their bread
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    Text - A woman never dresses to impress men She dresses up to irritate other women Lasura To impress men you don't have to wear any thing 1s Reply
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    Town - L en SAPA Tất Tần Tật ... 36 phút Can anyone help me remove those bikes from background? Done ! SUN PLAZA SUN PLAZA Bangbeen Bangbeen TAPA 1ATION
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    Cartoon - mum did you want a i wanted to f daughter or a son?
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TheFlightlessPenguin • 16h 1 2 There's a 95% chance that if a character coughs during a movie, they'll be dead by the end of it. 1 5,7k + 191 Share BEST COMMENTS Cryowizard • 14h In real life too, if you cough during your life then you will almost certainly die by the end of it. - Reply 633 TheFlightlessPenguin • 14h Well yes but not no. 161
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    Adaptation - YOU CANT READ If those kids could read they'd be very upset imgflip.com
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    Photo caption - I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon. BUZZ ALORIN Neil before me.
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    Jet engine - CNN 000 @CNN In an unusual collision, an airplane hit and killed a brown bear while landing at the Yakutat Airport in Alaska Alaska Airlines flight hits bear on runway during landing S cnn.com 8:00 PM Nov 16, 2020 · SocialFlow Rich BIDING MY TIME 'TIL BID... - 6m Replying to @CNN Imagine what wen through that bear's mind. 1 3 JMontgomerySaid @JMontgo. · 5m Landing gear 000 17 1 19
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    Text - Senka Krackovic ur being really 2 minutes ago · When i met my boyfriend he was kinda transphobic so i never told him i was a trap, instead i said i wanted to wait till marriage to have sex so he doesn't find out and he's devoted Christian so he was happy with it. He proposed to me last week and i said yes. Idk if this was a good idea anymore tbh. Britton Wingfield The unboxing video is going to be nuts. Like Reply 00304 7h View 10 previous replies
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    Text - What's something that feels British but isn't? The contents of the British Museum SKRITEH Sker SiC O reddit
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    Text - AGZ @AlexisGZall oh you're a feminist? name every woman 19:30 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 12.1K Retweets 67.2K Likes Eric Priuska @EricPriuska · 1h Replying to @AlexisGZall Whitney Houston
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    Face - YOU CAN'T SPELL HERO heto WITHOUT "HER XAVIER You can't spell Her without "He" Like · Reply · Message
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    Cartoon - This would be funny except there's no punch line... 11/1 00
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    Text - Willanator 1 month ago Bunk beds are human shelves 86K 2.8K Willanator 1 month ago paper has 6 sides 72K E 4.1K Willanator 1 month ago A straw is an anti-snorkel 60K E 1.4K Willanator 1 month ago Eventually most things on the internet will be posted by dead people 47K E 1.1K ...
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    Car - TMZ Comments 4.5K Time Stamps · 2 months ago If 6ix9ine finishes his time In prison dose that mean he'll be the first mumble rapper to finish a sentence? 凸 56 史 日8 8 REPLIES
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    Egg - Egg, one of the most popular forms of child to eat.
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    Text - thebaconsandwichofregret: kimbbearly: why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately" why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "there are bees here lets leave immediately" Source: kimbbearlyold 461,386 notes
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    Helmet - my first breath breathing addiction
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    Text - Do you even grift, bro? C @quesadil... · 2h 000 Alone 3, followed five years later in 1997. On December 18th, 2019 Donald Trump became the first cast member from Home Alone 2 to be impeached by the U.S. House of (4][5][6] Representatives." v Plot 86
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    Building - AIR & SPACE MUSEUM,
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    Cartoon - Tink STAINLESS STEAL
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    Cartoon - Wolverine and Deadpool can't be circumcised because of their regeneration abilities
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    Text - NSFW My son asked me what dark humor was. I told him, "You see that guy over there without hands? Ask him to clap." My son replied, "Dad, you know I'm blind." I said,"Exactly". 2.5k 44 t Share NEW COMMENTS arnavtiwari05 • 24m Technically any humor the kid has known is dark humor
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    Hair - Write this in French six, seven, eight 6 7 8
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    Text - Classical Studies Memes...8h ... What's a story that ISN'T from Greek mythology, but FEELS like it is? 166 t3 174 1.433 point five @undercoverloon1 ... adya Deceased En réponse à @CSMFHT Roman mythology 08:18 · 12/11/2020 · Twitter Web App 37 Retweets 1 Tweet cité 1.469 J'aime
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    Text - Bike still for sale? 8:45 AM Yes it is. 9:24 AM What's the lowest you'll go on it? 9:59 AM 2 mph. Anything less than that and you'll tip over. 10:03 AM
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    Photo caption - bruce-dick-in-son Why is there a coyote on a bus. the-dog-fandom because they can't drive
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    Text - The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise! Surprise! It was an Apple. But with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. Then everything crashed.
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    Comics - A perfectly good train Superman A kid Superman could have just grabbed flown away with Lnis
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    Face - The letter G is a spinning arrow made with mematic
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    Organ - These are the lungs of a 10yr Marijuana user... They're not supposed to be that color. Smoke at your own risk. Brae @YahRightBraedon This is nuts GEXPLORIZE
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    Text - Emily Barry GEmiBarry "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL thefingerfuckingfemalefury Technically both can be removed with lasers
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    Text - Robbie Abel Just found out I'm really good at escape rooms 9:16 PM 04 Jul 19 · Twitter for Android di View Tweet activity Robbie Abel 27s v Replying to @ Apparently if you have a panic attack in the corner they let you out early
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    Face - Mark Ruffalo / Height CATE 0.000934 nautical miles
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    Hair - Kennedy Icha @lamKenneh Throwback to when I used to smoke pot and sniff coke. OOO thank God Tam a changed man now.
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    Product - ACCOUNTANT NEEDED! £35,000-£40,000 Please call Gary on: 016 - Hello? Hi Gary, I've just seen your advert. - Oh yes? - There's no need for an accountant. The answer is -£5,000.oredpanda.com
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    Text - He is Lore @loresjoberg You can give a man a fish and THEN teach him to fish, you know. And it's a lot easier to learn how to fish when you're not starving. 6:02 PM 8/5/20 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Told this girl I missed her, and she replied with "ohh". Guys, what zone is this? Ozone
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    Product - You know People treat me like a god How ? They ignore my existence unless they need something from me F
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    Text - math prof @mathematicsprof ... Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it: "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
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    Text - Resolved Question Show me another I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day.. is that bad? 3 years ago PReport Abuse Best Answer - Chosen by Asker That cant be comfortable. Try a chair. 3 years ago PReport Abuse 28 people rated this as good
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    Text - Espraguete Hoje, 01:12 If people just stop having kids, we would completely eliminate pedophilia in 18 years. HB HEIO ONEENII-SAMA Hoje, 01:13 well if we start eating kids we could end world hunger, pedophilia and overpopulation in less than a year
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    Moth - elauii would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i've ever taken? elauii Moth Day 20 his day now
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