Meowmoirs: November 27, 2020 Welcoming the New Baby

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    Text - CANHAS Entry 8: Welcoming the New Baby CHEEZ BURGER November 27, 2020 My human has given birth. I wasn't sure at first whether she was pregnant or not. The humans don't spend a lot of time hopping around from surface to surface like my agile self, so I thought that the human's belly getting bigger was simply the result of that. That and too much wet food. God knows if I could open these delicious metal boxes on my own,I would not stop eating it either. Then, I started noticing other thing
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    Text - Even the humans seemed surprised, my elusive and rarest of all deep purrs GER CANHAS overtaking the room like magic as I rubbed myself against my human's belly. I've also noticed her getting tired more often. She's always tired when she gets home in the evening coming to me and petting me softly, speaking to me in her strange language that I have yet to learn. I understand what she means to say on nights like those though. These of noises are her asking me to way comfort her with my magic
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    Text - But when I tried to do it one night, she did not seem. pleased, considering that she woke up and tossed me off the bed. Very rude yet forgivable as I obviously did not mean to wake her. But that clued me in to yet another sign. The snapping. humans were dramatic before, this. Iti thought that the this is a true catastrophe. In my many hours of confused watching, I have bequn to notice that the female human has been going from happy to sad, from angry to tired, and many other emotions very
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    Text - So, yes, each of these things on their own were not enough for me to fiqure it out, but all of it together. the drama, the tiredness, the oh so delicious smell of milk brought me closer to my conclusion. And in the dead of night - the final sign - when the silence was at its highest, as I quietly climbed onto the humans' bed and laid my chin on my human's belly, I heard it - the itty bitty, soft and quiet beating of an additional heart in the room. Funnily enough, the male human acted no
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    Text - Still, I worried about the female, NTAS CHEEZ thinking that she really wasn't getting all the rest she needed. And though there wasn't much I could do to help in this case, since it was, at the end of the day, up to him to care for her, I did my best to bring her positive energy by brushing up against her legs and purring as much as I could. If there is any time to use the purr, it is when a litter is on the way. power of the Eventually, the man realized she was pregnant. I could tell bec
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    Text - The belly kept growing bigger and CHEEZ huge! I've BURGER never seen anything like it! I was more bigger over time. It was and more certain, with every passing day, that there were going to be many, many little kittens for us to take care of. How could there not be with a belly this size? Alas, the day came. The sweet smell was intensifying the snapping happened more often, and one bright day, after I had spent the night alone in the house, the humans having left wet food out in the bowl
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    Text - CAN HAS It was very important For me to HEEZ mark this little cub as part of my RGER own, so that other predators will know not to touch it. Thankfully, that's something that the humans understood. They presented the sweet-smelling little human to me and let me sniff it, brush up against it, and lick the little tuft of fur on the very top of its head - exactly where the humans have most of their fur as well. The moment of the first introduction was very peaceful, the little cub sleeping s
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    Text - CANTAS And yet, I couldn't help but feel CHEEZ intensely affectionate and protective over it, and I sill do. This is little my cub just as much as it is theirs. | will watch it, protect it, and teach it the proper way to use its tonque, the dangers of the chamber of water, the deliciousness of the wet food in the metal boxes, and perhaps, one day, the baby will reveal to me the mystery behind the fake plants that are all over my home. So, good luck little cub. I will do best to help you g
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