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    Shoulder - Jubilee 7 months ago G The long haired one looks like he can turn water into weed it 11K 9 Q 74
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    Text - MR OLANREWAJU @M No English word has double "OO" except the word "Food". Prove me wrong! @swicktv Aproko DoctorTM @aproko_doctor This is proof that preschool education is important in childhood and that choosing the right books and tools to learn is more important than Nollywood. For now, get a stool, go back to the classroom and learn some coordination. Don't be a hooligan Boom. Roasted. imgflip.com >
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    Face - 117 135 تعلبق beeiio سامحتي سرقت تصميم لحيتك بفصله فستان منڈ آث forgive me i stole your beard design to use it for a dress
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    Text - today my army friend was telling us about basic training and drill sergeants and there was this kid in her battalion who asked so many stupid questions that the drill sergeant made him carry around a potted plant all day to replace the oxygen he wasted
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    Face - Vie r Frien TAKE 10 months ago (edited) I swear, Adam looks like Greta Thunberg smoked a huge bowl. 1K REPLY View 18 replies
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    Text - Roses are red, Violets are Blue Your two inches felt like 6 because I had feelings for you
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    Text - Dennis Arseneau rechnical specialtst Comments 2.2K 三 X 1 day ago Dennis look like if Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in America and never went to gym It 374 回2 2 REPLIES
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    Text - Comments 2.2K Tomato Whale • 2 weeks ago If you and hitler kissed, your mustaches wouldnt touch 山 10K ワ 回 104 104 REPLIES
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    Text - Nikocado Avocado McDonald's MUKBANG Replies 3 months ago I feel like nick is the human embodiment of the voice in your head that tells you to crash your car while you're driving 凸6.6K ア 回 55
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    Headgear - he the reason al-qaeda uses sign language · 49m happy veterans day to adam driver's massive f ears 2:17 PM · 11 Nov 20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Xbox O @Xbox We can't believe we have to say this, but please do not blow vape smoke into your Xbox Series X. 6:07 PM · 11/11/20 · Twitter Web App ·3d Replying to @Xbox These morons probably eat popcorn with a fork. ili
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    Text - Tough talk from a girl whose kneecaps stick farther out than her tits 2h If your dick doesn't touch your bellybutton, LOWER YOUR VOICE 27 27 8 105
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    Forehead - 3 weeks ago You look like a albino rat Reply - 1
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    Face - I don't think it's possible for you to assert anything until your hair is back to normal Like Reply 38 View 2 previous replies. Lewis Spears Big talk from a man with the most abnormal smile on planet Earth. Might wanna sue Joaquin Phoenix bro, he stole your look for the Joker Like Reply 97
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    Face - Kommentarer 547 instantclassic • för 6 månader sedan This guy looks like the love child of John Lennon and Weird Al. 294 ו 目18
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    Music - KEXP 0:54 / 5:45 Car Seat Headrest - Destroyed By Hippie Powers (Live on KEXP) 183,279 views · Jan 26, 2017 2.1K 1 61 A SHARE E+ SAVE ... 10 months ago Will toledo looks like a discord server moderator but i love him anyways It 275 1 REPLY
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    Team - INSIDE EDITION Comments 6.2K 3 months ago His coach looks like the dollar store version of Donald Trump 凸 305 ア 9. 9 REPLIES
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    Facial expression - Replies vic Barrios • 2 years ago Lance has the face of a 35 year old lesbian gym teacher. t 5.2K 1 30
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    T-shirt - YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THE THINC I SAY? IMAGINE WHAT I HOLD BACK! BIG DOGS 3.7k 96 1, Share Award V BEST COMMENTS - His shirt is so tight that he looks like a 9 year old in walmart whos mom is looking for what wine tastes best with her xanax
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    Text - Why should we care 19m Like Reply .....i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it. 16m Like Reply
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    Text - New Jersey just legalized marijuana so now you are finally allowed to get high enough that you forget you live in New Jersey
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    Text - UNILAD.CO.UK Jeff Bezos Announces First Of $10 Billion Donation To Fight Climate Change 13K 1.6K Comments • 575 Shares Like לןו Comment Share Yea just throw money at somthing. God. As a species humans need to generally make change otherwise we just spinning the wheel View 3 previous replies... what's your solution? Just tell people to do something, but not donate to the necessary labour, equipment, and research costs? You're made of spare parts, aren't yah?
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    Text - Thread people born in 2003 are 23 now that's crazy 12:04 PM · 14 Nov 20 · Twitter for iPhone 9,779 Retweets 7,003 Quote Tweets 170K Likes · 56s Uhhh.... I was born in 2004 and I turn 16 on Friday... Is your brain running on Internet Explorer?
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    Text - Ax. Comments 13K "She was pefect, she was an atheist" so he is a redditor 6 3.8K 目 45 45 REPLIES 2 months ago Ellen's looking rough these days 凸 15K 回 86 86 REPI IES ODI 2 months ago (edited) Him: enters bar Bartender: Why the long face? 6 2.2K 回 13 ... ...
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    Text - Mandy.V @iamMandyV People with NO kids .who turn y'all lights off & hand y'all the remote? 09:07 · 14/11/20 from Fort Worth, TX Twitter for iPhone 709 Retweets 7,242 Quote Tweets 3,673 Likes 27 Charles the Great @ebonykru... · 1d ... Replying to @iamMandyV I tell Google to turn the lights off and my remote is on the end table next to where I siti. It's 2020 stop using your crotch fruit as employees lol 69 271,447 O 13.4K
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    Selfie - Maves Comments 674 品X 36 minutes ago You look like a 26 year old cop who just got hired by the nypd and already has 3 citations for excessive force L 110 回2
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    Text - Denisel If we never started vaccines we would become immune to most of the things they give us vaccines for.. Like 6 14 18 hrs RIAVM Paul If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far through life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of cucumber at a barn and shouting 'shazam' into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving. Like 0 112 - 18 hrs
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    Technology - So an artist in Paris has made a sculpture that is supposed to be a modern rendition of a Christmas tree... Butt is it really *but 9m Are you a f. J garbanzo bean 2m
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    Text - CNN BRASIL Woman shoots man 17 times. By miracle, no shots hit the target. but not a sîngle shot hit Mista. 8,4k 82 Share + Y BEST COMMENTS - >Hol Horse · 2h The woman looks like she's trying to watch her singular brain cell bounce around in her skull. Reply 175 r/rareinsults
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    Hair - Since when was corrugated cardboard a hairstyle 3d 80 likes Reply View 2 replies
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    Text - Imagine if your dad was a Minotaur and your mom was a Mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy O Du und 2 weitere Personen 2 Kommentare Traurig Kommentieren A Teilen Yeah but there would still be something fishy about you and you would be full of bull Gefällt mir Antworten 1 So, basically a politician.
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    Text - Iridocyclitis Comments 3.6K • 7 months ago He look like the 13 year old version of a 40 year old 6 10K E 38 38 REPLIES
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    Text - Whats on Bristol 59 m · O Public Should school's be open during Lockdown..? O Like Comment Share 7 Most relevant v Yes, so we don't have a whole generation who think there should be an apostrophe in the word schools. 51 m Haha Reply 98
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    Screenshot - r/TechNewsToday - 9h + Join Apple announces its first new laptop with its own chip instead of Intel's cnbc.com C 507 42 1 Share BEST COMMENTS 3h e4 Awards Jesus, Ellen looks like s' Reply 82
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    Product - I guess l'll hop on this trend #HotGuysAgainstAbortion Like ל1 Comment 11 He looks like he was just denied for full coverage on his 2011 Nissan Sentra
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    String instrument - LJ Comments 805 Add a public comment... Skott Coucill •7 months ago You could smoke a cigar in the shower and not get it wet. 445 目4
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    Text - Ellen DeGeneres O @T. · 4d 200 years in the future... "Honey, have you seen my iPhone 378? I need it to preorder my PS6." 5,324 LI 1,592 23.1K Mutahar @OrdinaryGamers Replying to @TheEllenShow You should ask Twitter to add a laugh track function so it can mask the unfunny.
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    Text - Wi Got a straight pride flag today! The blue represents man, pink woman, and the white stripe represents the purity of heterosexuality! 679 69 Comments 899 89 Share BEST COMMENTS ih You'd need to iron it out before it's even close to straight
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