30 Mad Lads Who Have Actually Done It

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 13, 2020 5:38 AM EST

A wise man once said 'people are strange' and we 100% agree. Where's the one place that all weirdos congregate? r/madlads, of course! Have a look at our latest picks from this subreddit and have a laugh at the banter that happens (only) online. Check out last week's mad lads for even more forehead-smacking funnies, or take a look at some funny tweets if you're still in the mood to laugh.

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    Text - ewrkwer hjvg e 1 review 1 photo 5 days ago this place is a work of god, i traveled 150 miles to go here the pizza was delicious but what do you expect from SHRECK'S PIZZA! This place is way better than dominos and pizza hut put together. When i think of Shreck's pizza i go into a meditation zone and feel very happy! SHREKS ...
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    Text - r/teenagers Posted by u/OnTheRoadMissingHome• 13 • 4h 8 5 9 13 A 5 Iam the smartest man ALIVE! Social So I was at my girlfriends house, and we were eating dinner. Her dad was telling me that I better treat her well and he said "whatever you do to her I will do double to you". look at him silently for a second then I pulled out my wallet and gave my girlfriend 50$. Needless to say, me and her dad are now best friends and a have 100$. 12.6k 1.1k Share
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    Font - 1 Everyone google "why is my pee red" at 6:00 PM GMT on December 01. Confuse the hell out of search algorithms
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    Text - = Mirror PRIDE OF BRITAIN FOOTBALL NEWS CELEBS TV PO NEWS Pub warned after DJ played Peppa Pig theme when police walked in The owners of Cooney's bar in Llandudno have had their licence reviewed after officers were also targeted with snorting noises
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    Text - r/todayilearned Posted by u/ajblipblop1122 4h 3 5 Awards TIL A Hong Kong gangster kidnapped the child of Asia's richest man and extracted scmp.com $130 million ransom and later telephoned him and asked for advice on how to invest it. 19.2k 510 Share
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    Text - My bro is contacting multiple scalpers and selecting a meeting spot to pick up and then giving them descriptions of eachothers cars. So they all meet up in an applebees parking lot and waste their time thinking the other scalper is the customer.
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    Text - Turtulence Kinetic Energy Turbulence Cornours ANSYS isra Turbulence Kinetic Energy Tutuence Contoun ANSYS 5.975 5.602 5228 5.132 4.790 4.443 4,481 4.108 3.734 3361 3.764 3.422 3.079 2.737 2.395 3.361 2614 2241 1867 1494 1.120 0.747 0.373 0.000 m221 1.369 1.028 0684 0342 O 000 [m2s^21 1/3 h = (11) (a) TKE associated with the Normal model. Figure 15. TKE present in the flov where AV, is the volume of each cell. Let h, < h, < hz and let r desig- nate the refinement ratio betwveen successive
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    Text - Mods are asleep, make poll look like a dick 6,148 Votes 569 Left nut 4.9k Dick 679 Right nut 4d 15h 42m left 2.1k 86 1 Share
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    Facial expression - 1:44 / 2:40 Chef EATS POPCORN While Watching Video of Himself Get Insulted! | Kitchen Nightmares 3,452,274 views · Jul 15, 2017 696 SHARE E+ SAVE 43K ... KİTCHEN IGSTMARES Kitchen Nightmares o SUBSCRIBE 4.85M subscribers
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    Text - Manager iMessage Today 6:17 PM we're short staffed for tonight damn that's crazy goodluck tho Delivered iMessage pyronoid-d This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever
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    Text - Shawna Gawreluck @ShawnaGofABPoli I made the mistake of telling my husband an early symptom of COVID is loss of smell. He's taken to passing gas in my vicinity & then when I react, informing me he is helpfully "performing a health check". He taught the children the technique. I may divorce him.
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    Hair - Spotted: Derby Town 13 May 2016 O WARNING. This guy was supposed to buy our washer dryer machine for £150. He wanted to see it working first, and asked if he could do a load of laundry. After he finished, he said "let me go get the money", got in his car, and drove away with his clean clothes.
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    Text - IHate TheLetterF 3h A E E 4 Awards I am going to be admitted to the hospital on Monday. 3 meals a day, medicine, examinations, constant care I will never see a bill. Universal healthcare really is a must have in modern society. Reply 1 946 WhyWouldIPostThat · 3h S 1 Award Not a single usage of the letter F, username checks out 484
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    Text - 2 Awards My uncle had down syndrome. He once refused to go to a party his care home was throwing. Another uncle managed to find out why. He was f j three different women who were all going to be at the party and he didn't want them to find out. RIP Jeff you absolute lad. Reply 1.2k
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    Text - CroblnStinE• 12m My step son walked in on me having sex with his mom. I tried to play it off like I was stretching but the little -i knew. Kept laughing at me when I tried to lie my way out of it. Finally I asked him how he knew. He said he heard mommy going uh uh uh. Now he bugs me when I goto bed asking if I'm going to have sex with mommy again.... f. | * Reply
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    People - showerthoughtsofficial When you're a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher's classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer my physics and english teacher hated each other and the physics teacher made a habit of getting grades back to students as quickly as possible and one day he just walked into her classroom and started handing back tests while she was trying to lecture The Physics Teacher imgflip.com
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    Text - Today 11:43 Home Depot theme song for 1 hour youtu.be I'm bored so l'm going to listen to all of this 'll text you when I'm done Today 12:54 I did it But why Why would you do that to yourself
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/ 58m You get the power to go back and prevent one celebrity's death. Who would you choose? Vote 55 1 Share Y BEST COMMENTS V 57m 55m Keanu Reeves Reply • 50m Pretty sure he's not dead Vote 50m S 1 Award You're welcome Vote Add a comment
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    Text - Armani @historyoarmani2 · 4h Latin America is showing the world how things are done. People in Guatemala just set fire to parliament after congress approved budget cuts that hurt the poor and protect capitalists and politicians. Nosotros estamos contigo Guatemala!!!!! O 15 27 722 2,617 Armani @historyoarmani2 · 4h PROTESTERS IN GUATEMALA BROUGHT A GUILLOTINE TO CONGRESS 5 27 96 343
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    Text - 1 star 30 juill. Congratulations EA. You have earned one star. Additional stars can be bought for $5.49 each.
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    Text - 7 Awards On one of the alcohol websites I built, I made the age verification say, "Are you over 21 or capable of lying on the internet? Yes/No" They loved it and left it that way. 4.6k
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    Text - ONN r/funny Posted by u/niceish1 · 2h • i.redd.it My fourth grader's math homework. She said, "This way I didn't even need to think about it." 003,040 3 [1,000s] + 4 [tens] 7 [millions] + Write a 7-digit number that has the digit 6 in the 10,000s place. 6666666 + 2.6k 84 Share
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    Text - our soccer ref didn't show up so one of the moms on our team had her 9 year old son ref for us (he had a whistle) and a completely adult woman on the other team argued with one of his calls and he yellow carded her in front of everyone and she had to sit in her car to calm down
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    Text - Trevor Williams @MeLlamoTrevor I've been building my son's trust for two yrs with high-fives. Today I'mNT going to hit him with a "too slow". Welcome to the real world, son.
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    Asphalt - ТЯАСЕ @scruched This lawnmower cost way too much to be only cutting grass...I'm finna ride to Subway
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    Text - 16:37 Tweet Ryanair @Ryanair looking to make a quick escape from Brussels? we have flights from just €14.99 (in this case we don't recommend the window seat) Tweet übersetzen Bruno Waterfield @BrunoBrussels · 5 Std. Story of the day Police break up "gang bang" involving 25 men including at least 1 MEP as well as diplomats in central Brussels bar The unnamed MEP tried to flee through s win... Diesen Thread anzeigen 12:43 · 01 Dez. 20 · Twitter Web App 150 Retweets 133 Zitierte Tweets 691 „
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    Text - lotr but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says it'll be the farthest he's ever been 3.6M views · 3 months ago 202K 3.7K Share Download Save Sam says "this will be the farthest away from home I've ever been" 4376 times. This vaccine needs to come soon. 凸3.6K 回 65 9:18:38
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    Text - YouTube O @YouTube 3h Tag a Creator you're thankful for. Q 17.2K 271,907 O 27.7K 1 Technoblade @Technothepig @Tec... · 2h 554 27553 25.6K Internet Historian @. · 19m my boy @NetHistorian O 16 27 16 1,098
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    Text - which yo at day." [ 5525 ] Mozart, who was a pupil of er- Eor id- Haydn's, once made a bet with the master that he could compose a ed, che piece that Haydn could not play. Within five minutes Mozart no- dashed off a script and handed it to Haydn. "What's this?" he exclaimed after ro- he had played a few bars. "Why Gne here is a note to be played in the t a middle of the keyboard, when the nto hands are stretched out to both ends the of the piano. Nobody can play such I'll music." Smilingl
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    Text - 0m My mom invited Kevin to thanksgiving dinner.. Kevin is the man my aunt sheryl has been having an affair with.. 96 sheryl to dinner at a friends house but she said no cause she was having dinner with family. So kevin is going to this friends house alone. This friends house happens to be my house. My aunt sheryl is having dinner at my house with her husband, Kevin is my moms coworker, Sheryl met kevin at a bar when she told my uncle she was working late. Kevin showed me a pic of his new
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